My Royal Seal Has Been Abandoned

Learning blogger Yun Zhang just walked out of the stationery exhibition when he bumped into a crazy Taoist priest. The other party said crazy words: "Purple energy comes from the east, you have dragon energy in your body, you are born to be the emperor." Yun Zhang: "I, Wu Zetian is second? Then I will go to bed early tonight." Anyway, there is everything in the dream. The Taoist priest took out a book with a yellow talisman on it: "Only 666 yuan to fulfill your dream of becoming an emperor." "6, Lao Tie." Yunnan grabbed the Taoist robe with his left hand and pointed at the cultural and creative supplies scattered on the floor with his right hand, "Pay, money!" After that, she always dreamed of a man wearing a dragon robe every time she fell asleep. Dreams are coherent, like American dramas. ■Season 1 Royal study room. The Dog Emperor slapped her buttocks, and Yun Yan reluctantly fell down. His shoulders were firmly grasped by him, and an almost crazy murmur came from the top of his head: "Kill, kill them all." ■Season 2 The emperor is a workaholic, and Yun Zhen, whose soul has penetrated the imperial seal, becomes an assembly line printer. I'm so tired, my whole body is sticky, and my butt is covered in ink pads. There is no salary, and the benefits are zero. Yunnan, who was forced to sleep with the emperor: Beauty cannot be discounted, I want to ask for my salary! ■Season 3 Officials from the Ministry of Rites discovered that the draft edict had been submerged in ink pads. Not only was the emperor's name scrawled, there were also strange simplified Chinese characters in the blank spaces of the imperial edict. [Only thirty showgirls were selected? Is the Yan Dynasty about to fall? Are you going bankrupt? Why don't you marry thirty thousand wives? For the next eighty-two years of your life, you will be the groom every night! Xiao Zhi went down to court but could not find his imperial seal. His royal seal was lost. ………… Xiao Zhi's lifelong wish is not to be emperor. The times before us are not bad. We don't need thousands of troops to fight. There are big birds flying in the sky, and dogs have steel bones and iron bones, and they can also twist their butts. However, the dark-skinned foreigner in front of him was talking like a bird. "I-uh!" Yun Yan covered his mouth and said to the foreign teacher, "My husband has ruined his brain by playing the Emperor Game." She understood: "The one-to-one IELTS class cost me 40,000 yuan. Please, let's study hard, okay?" Xiao Zhi closed the book and said, "Abandon, change your studies." "No, I'm a learning blogger! If you don't learn, how can we make money?!" Yun Zhang stabilized him and was moved, "Those three and a half people outside the door... How can we support them?" Outside the classroom, there were three pairs of bright eyes. The guard who is addicted to ninjas, the eunuch who is free to do sex, and the palace maid with a swollen belly. Time is short, the task is heavy, and money has to be made! Xiao Zhi: "My tomb is at the XXX position. Let's dig it tonight? The burial is quite rich." Yun Yan said with a cold face: "I'll enroll you in another class to study law." "I am the law!" "... If you keep doing this, the mental hospital will come to stab you!" ● Double C, HE. The palace maid's belly has nothing to do with the hero! ————————Push and receive in advance———————— When he unexpectedly fell into a dream, Bo Shuyu felt the same as himself fifteen years later—— "I" a happy smile appeared on the corner of my lips: "Today is the tenth anniversary of Hubby and I's wedding!" Fifteen years later, "I" chattered words I couldn't understand. "We are obviously an old couple, but he still feels shy when he kisses me!" My hair stood on end: Bo Shuyu, why are you becoming more and more infatuated as you get older? No matter what, I quietly listened to "I" share my daily marriage routine. Until a deep and tender voice came. "Babe~" I followed the sound. Deep in the garden, "my" husband stood in the orange sunset, leaning slightly and stretching his arms. Her feet ran towards him uncontrollably. There was a groundhog screaming in my heart: I have never even touched a man's chest, not even a hug! But I rushed over like a small steel cannon, fired at him, and hit his chest hard. "Target down~" He smiled evilly, hugged me and fell down. The world was upside down, the sunset was running, and I took a mouthful of green grass. After rolling around a few times, he was pinned under him and unable to move. A necklace hung from his neck, and the pendant was a chess piece made of diamonds. I recognized it subconsciously: the king in chess. "Wife?" He crushed my forehead with the tip of his chin, "Are you concussed?" … With two knocks, Bo Shuyu woke up from his dream. Someone picked up a chess piece between his fingers and tapped the chessboard impatiently. The owner of the hand has a nearly white complexion, and his thin lips are slightly pink. "What is Jie...?" His Chinese was broken. "Chess." Bo Shuyu said sarcastically. Under the deep chestnut hair, the emotion in the gray-blue eyes almost overflowed: "I ask, what is it called, chess?" The chess pieces that I could recognize even turned to ashes in my dream turned out to be: "General, commander, cannon... Uh..." Cen Gayue threw away the chess pieces, and a piece fell on the chessboard. He stood up and spoke a word of English to the butler. Bo Shuyu heard clearly. ——"Fire this liar, immediately, immediately." Concept: The ancient emperor traveled to modern times and became the king of scrolls