I, a cow-colored angora who roams the apartment, wakes up and turns into a Twoleg.
Alessandro Nesta, my long-term meal ticket and shit shovel, stuffed me into AC Milan's youth training camp with a wave of his hand, saying euphemistically: "React quickly, don't waste it."
So, I, Leo, the former Cowcat and current AC Milan goalkeeper, took up my post with honor.
The locker room is a treasure trove. Before I could only squat on top of the closet, but now I can observe the "beautiful friendship" up close. Captain and Master Jiu, quiet and roaring... My "Milanello Top Secret Emotional Observation Diary" is filled with thoughts.
Until Sandro lifted me up by the back of my neck and whipped me.
"I'm recording the tactics!" I screamed, "but Costacurta and Maldini are really good at fighting each other!"
Later, when I became a member of the Milan team, I couldn't hold back when I was taking a penalty kick and blurted out in front of the whole Europe:
"Meow-"
The entire Internet is in a state of panic, and my writer's vest is in danger.
Sandro covered his face: "Don't say I know him."
Maldini raised his eyebrows: "So, those abo and sexual transfer articles..."
I huddled on the goal line, weak and pitiful, but able to save.
Today is also a day to fight to protect the goal and cp love (I think)!
Note:
1. The author himself does not play football, and is trying to make up relevant content. If there are any description errors, please correct me.
2. It is mainly a nonsensical story about a cat randomly eating CP and reading Yuanyang music. There is no logic and it is purely oral. It involves meow orioles, 39, 313, 1321, 821, 1322, etc. (The front and back are meaningless)
Steaming means there is no such thing.
! Maomao is a pure party lover but is addicted to evil and illegal activities. The author will eat everything and is the ultimate chaotic omnivore.
3. The story revolves around Serie A, and it is certain that Maomao will stay in Milan forever.
4. The career line and the cp smoking line are 1:1. If you write them alternately, you will lose.
5. For the development of the plot, the arrival of the kitten caused the butterfly to drop Dida and give Abbiati a short health buff, so Abbiati is the first Milan player in the early stage.
The results of the game will modify some of the group matches. To realize the dream of Milan 2005 Champions League, I will give a thumbs up to the original champion and Dida first. Other competitions will not be described in detail unless it is an accident. The relevant outline of the competition will end at 05
6. There are no external factors involved in playing football, only talent and hard work. But there was a bit of a misunderstanding about Maomao's financial status.
And the timeline at the beginning of the article is 2002, Kaka will not be online until the 2003 transfer period (middle of the article)
Remember:
I have an iron stomach, can I eat anything?
Purpose: Don't spread rumors if you don't believe them
Reader comments
Injured while playing in the snow, and since then snow sports have been included in the Milan contract ban [Cracked]
I saw a comment that asked Ma Dandan to quickly ask Thirteen for his treasured list of stores open to Lazio players in Rome... Then this list is very authoritative hahh
Damn it, I expected everyone in the locker room to share their beautiful words, and then collapse into a huge collapse. Kaká would have an innocent look on his face, Gattuso would slap him twice, but Inzaghi would only say: I only like women! I won't be their mess-collecting agent! Bushi
Evil Cow Cat: The pen has a mind of its own. I don't know how to write it, but it just pops out on its own.
Lazio's official website also lists it as Polo. I don't know if it's intentional [laughing and crying]
It made me laugh! How did the author come up with his imagination?
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers.
Injured while playing in the snow, and since then snow sports have been included in the Milan contract ban [Cracked]
I saw a comment that asked Ma Dandan to quickly ask Thirteen for his treasured list of stores open to Lazio players in Rome... Then this list is very authoritative hahh
Damn it, I expected everyone in the locker room to share their beautiful words, and then collapse into a huge collapse. Kaká would have an innocent look on his face, Gattuso would slap him twice, but Inzaghi would only say: I only like women! I won't be their mess-collecting agent! Bushi Evil Cow Cat: The pen has a mind of its own. I don't know how to write it, but it just pops out on its own.
Lazio's official website also lists it as Polo. I don't know if it's intentional [laughing and crying]
It made me laugh! How did the author come up with his imagination?
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers.