After Doing Relationship Counseling in Zerg, People Went Crazy
在虫族做感情辅导后人疯了
by Water River (water河)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 12k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 8mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Once Xavier died, he passed through the book and became a male insect that did not appear in the plot at all. He has no skills, is weak and is in a war-torn place, and his top priority is to survive. But... Uncle, I am just an ordinary rich second generation! What do you think I can do? Please let professionals do your wilderness survival! Xavier took a deep breath and became a late night... Emotional anchor in order to survive. With his professional ethics of loving what he does, Xavier gradually adapted to the world's outlook. The male insect is the sky, and the male insect is the earth. Don't worry about him, just praise him. Dating skills, love words and songs, emotional counseling... As long as the money is there, there's nothing you can't do. A group of rough female insects had seen this battle and thought that whoever had no money for mental grooming was crazy again. How can a male insect open his heart because of a few offensive words, and give a good look to a few lowly flowers that can't live for three days! It's obviously just a daydream! Only the bloody corpses of strange beasts are worthy of being your tribute, and the expensive star mines can be your decoration. In the bedroom, a gentle and well-behaved attitude can match your mood! Blood, victory, glory, and etiquette are the compulsory courses for every female insect to approach the male insect. Just like that, amidst all the scolding, the number of views of this crazy anchor increased. Let me see if I don't believe it, who doesn't have an electronic pet yet? I believe him, I have nerves, and I have basic judgment. A war girl with great military achievements became depressed and ill because of an ordinary scumbag. Xavier smiled and suggested some tips to ease the couple's relationship. A rebellious aristocratic female who was rejected for 300 dates was packed up by her parents for education, and the anchor gave her warm praises. The love tips I give you every day are constantly laughed at, and there is no one that I can't collect more than ten million. The reviews were polarizing, with some even calling him the light of reinvention. As for the anchor himself? They have been forced to join an extremist organization by this group of females who trade their brains for military glory. Brother, can't you buy a bottle of dumb medicine? If you are too confident, you will not have a husband! Until an interstellar war broke out, and a letter of disclaimer voluntarily went to the battlefield shocked the entire Internet. What? The emotional anchor I was chasing turned out to be a male insect! Ha, ha, ha, ha, are you kidding? Get the bug back quickly! When Xavier opened his eyes, the last thing he wanted to see happened. Now all the stars in the galaxy are fans who have opened other accounts. The comrades who accompanied him all the way through thick and thin had dark eyes and did not say much. Xavier smiled again: "Selix, of course I will satisfy all your needs." "As long as you say it." No one will know that in this absurd and depressing world, his lover is the only treasure. He won't tear off the wings of the butterfly, but he will let him stop for himself voluntarily. Unless absolutely necessary. He pretends to be romantic and passionate, but he is really cold and has fun. On the surface, he is cool and cold, but he is actually warm, paranoid and accepting. Intention: Live well and make progress every day