Chen Zui is a yellow weasel. You can also call him Weasel or Wong Tai Sin, whatever you like.
Well, that's a bit inaccurate. Generally speaking, he is a weasel that has become a spirit through cultivation.
Even in the world of cultivation, Huang Weasel still has to fight for the title.
Chen Zui likes to take shortcuts and has begged several people. I finally have an immortal position here, and I happily look for my benefactors to repay my kindness!
Write to repay gratitude and actually enjoy blessings.
The benefactors were all very kind. They cooked chickens for Chen Zui in different ways every day, and raised Chen Zui until he was shiny and shiny.
Chen Zui is not idle either and takes the lead in everything.
It's a pity that the benefactors all have high positions and strong desire to control, and they always like to restrict Chen Zui's freedom as a demon.
This is not possible, Chen Zui is here to enjoy his blessings as a god! Who wants to play cat and mouse game with you.
Fortunately, the benefactors all made enemies everywhere. Find a good and auspicious day and hit the tip of the sword beautifully!
Hey, pretend to be dead and get away!
He's really pretending! No breathing, no heartbeat! As long as he doesn't crush the demon elixir he hid, he will naturally be alive and kicking in a few days!
This is Chen's favorite skill!
But when Chen Zui almost discovered his identity and was taken back, he started to get a little annoyed.
It's over when it's over, why do you keep pestering everyone like they have to do with him?
Chen Zui was very depressed. He found his last benefactor. This benefactor can also pretend to be dead! Only he truly understands himself!
The Demon King patiently listened to Chen Zui's grievances and put a pair of chicken wings in his bowl.
After secretly assassinating some shameless guys so many times, it must be his turn now, right?
"They don't understand you, Chen Zui. You have done your best to be kind and righteous. Come to the Demon Realm, come to me, they won't be able to find you."
Yes, the devil is his biggest benefactor in becoming an immortal. Chen Zui felt dizzy from drinking and nodded subconsciously.
Then go to his house to repay your kindness next!
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Chen regretted it the most! Very regretful! Not only is the Demon King more outrageous than the previous ones, he also wants to marry himself as a Taoist companion! Bound together for life!
Unfortunately, there is a very serious problem in finding a fellow person who is also good at pretending to be dead——
He knew he was pretending to be dead!
After they failed to escape from the demonic realm, Chen Zui lay in the coffin and muttered silently: Really dead, really dead, really dead...
He heard the devil's smiling voice: "Baby, come home with me to sleep. You will catch a cold here."
"Not moving? Really dead?"
"..." It's really dead!
"Yeah, but what if I like to rape corpses?"
"Hey! You can't... Ugh!"
Intention: Chen Zui: Don't take shortcuts.
