My Iron Collapse Simulator

The big stage of the world, come if you have a job! You are an ordinary two-spined salamander, but you participated in the beta test of a game called "Honkai Impact: Star Rail". [Create the most realistic life simulation for you, Xinghai Life, enjoy the joy...] You believed it. Then you find out how wrong you were! [The first simulation, you are a miner, enjoying the noble fourteen-hour work system] [The second simulation, you are no longer a human being, you have drawn a race called the Anti-Material Legion, and you were thrown onto the battlefield the second after you were born] [The third simulation, you are on a planet that believes in Nanook, colluding with the company to become a gangster, and you are just about to enjoy the fruits of victory, but something unexpected happens] [The fourth simulation, you are a cowboy on a planet called Argon Apashe...] As the number of simulations increases, your spirit becomes worse and worse. You sent a complaint letter to the game company and asked them to change the name of the game to "Death Experience Simulator". You have been blasted to pieces by Doommon's Star Destroyer Cannon, and you have also died under the company's bluff fire; Infected by the original Doctor's memetic virus, and later died under the gunfire of the Killing Order... Summarize your daily game life in one sentence: life is free, death is random. In the end, you realize that Nanook was right and destruction was right. What is joy? Whoever can make the original doctor and Osvaldo eat X live, you will immediately regard him as the new star god of joy! Instructions + Mine Clearance: 1. The introduction was written when Chang Yeyue was launched, and Dadan Heng gave away the version for free. 2. The third person and the second person are used together in the text. 3. The protagonist is the player, he cannot lose his horse or fall in love. 4. The protagonist's camp is not fixed and the moral bottom line is flexible. 5. Because it is a simulator, there will be many lines. Taking Xianzhou Volume as an example, there are Yunqi line, Yaowang line, General line... 6. The author is a fictional historian and the Masked Fool. Aha and Misi paid for all the mistakes and fun in this book. ——V entry announcement—— This article will be published on V on June 2, and will be updated with a drop of 10,000 words on the day it is published. Please support me. Intention: Create a better future with both hands