"The unscrupulous company will pay for my rectum!"
Fu Yuanze held his lower back and raised his middle finger to Forced Love System 999.
999: [I didn't lie to you about signing a Yin-Yang contract.
Pressing the send button, Fu Yuanze sneered and said, "Go ahead and complain to me!"
Commander Fu Yuanze was so miserable. Broad shoulders, narrow waist, long legs, big eyes, white skin and high nose bridge. Ben has an appearance that is very popular with girls. But because he lives in a post-apocalyptic world where zombies have broken out, and the ratio of men to women is extremely unbalanced, most of the confessions he receives are from men.
However, he treated all advances from these men as harassment.
After a thousand and one discounts on the legs of people who harassed him, he was spotted by a system from the Harmony of Time and Space Corporation.
[Congratulations on achieving the "Charming Thousand Killers" achievement and meeting the conditions for signing the contract. Do you want to sign the contract?
At that time, Fu Yuanze only thought that his fate as the protagonist had finally arrived. He didn't even notice that the system was called "Forced Love" and signed the contract happily.
Fu Yuanze, who has now become a VIP user of the Juhua Shuangshuang Cream Store in the system mall, just wants to sigh:
Don't pick the pie in the sky, don't sign the strange system!
Zuo Zhizhou is a mad dog.
He rose from humble beginnings to reach the nine-thousand-year-old position where he is now in power, all by gaining power and wealth.
The more powerful a person is, the more loyal he is.
Once his ability exceeds that of the person he is attached to, he will devour the owner.
Fu Yuanze, who was holding the dog leash, said lazily: "Isn't this Lu Bu?"
Zuo Zhizhou, who was trapped by the collar, had a deep look in his eyes and left a red mark on Fu Yuanze's leg.
Who is Lu Bu? Your Majesty, is it not enough for you to have my dog?
1V1 double cleaning
Goldfinger is super big
Brainless comedy
Purpose: Chasing dreams and loving freedom
