Lilian, the former Mermaid King, is now a layman.
My lifelong dream is to find a long-term meal ticket, wait for death, and live peacefully until old age.
When she traveled to the world of pirates and was caught clearly marking the price at the auction house, Lilian felt that her life was stable.
She began leisurely reviewing future "meal tickets" at the auction booth.
Rich businessman and fat man? No, it's too ugly and affects appetite.
Old count? No, I'm too old. I'm afraid I'll leave before her.
Finally, her eyes locked on the handsome and cold pirate doctor in the corner.
Very good, both good looks and financial resources are on the line, it's him!
She hugged her thighs tightly on the spot, with tears in her eyes: "Please support me! I eat less, but I have more uses!"
After successfully joining the Heart Pirates, Lilian discovered that she seemed to have been deceived!
This boat is not the dream salted fish paradise at all!
The specific performance is as follows:
The crew members were fighting, which affected her taking a bath;
The crew was having a meeting, which kept her awake;
The captain followed too closely and had too little personal time;
The most egregious thing was that the captain didn't allow her to use his knife for barbecue!
Forget it, there are still some unsighted marines who are coming one after another to seize her financial supporter's meal ticket.
Lillian turned over on the sofa impatiently and flicked her tail.
It's really annoying. Anyone who influenced her to eat and die should go to the sea and calm down.
Um? What do you mean by the Five Emperors of the Sea?
How do I know? I'm just a salted fish.
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Luo was fascinated for a while and took a photo of a mermaid that was said to be nothing but beautiful.
He thought it was just another trouble that needed protection, but unexpectedly he invited a living ancestor back.
Since then, the painting style of the feared Polar Diver has completely gone astray.
Including but not limited to:
While others fight, the mermaid takes a bath.
While others review the story, the mermaid sleeps.
Roast meat with the captain's knife!
Use the captain's hard-earned bailey to buy a pile of junk...
The entire crew was indignant: "Captain, what else can she do besides eating and waiting to die!"
Luo looked at the Nth batch of naval warships that had been inexplicably overturned, and frowned: "... It will tear apart homes."
Until one day, the admiral blocked the way and a devastating attack descended.
Under everyone's shocked gazes, Lillian, who had been lazily sitting up from the comfortable sofa, frowned dissatisfied, and waved her tail——
Later, when someone asked about the secret of the success of the Fifth Emperor of the Sea, Luo looked at a fish sleeping soundly on his lap and said expressionlessly:
"Don't ask, asking is just picking up a god."
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■The salty female protagonist who is extremely powerful but is determined to stay calm vs. The tsundere male protagonist who is cold on the outside and worried on the inside.
■1V1, Luo Chaoai (try not to be OOC)
■The sea may drown all legends, but fate will bring her back to him again and again.
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Reading Guide
★The timeline begins with the Grand Line.
★Original work by the heroine, she met as a child and reunited as an adult.
★HE, easy.
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"[Pirate] Marco, double cultivator, please understand?" Will be released on the same channel. Copywriting:
Yun Qi, the genius of the world of cultivation, killed countless fellow disciples, and finally ascended.
On the day of her ascension, ninety-nine thunderbolts fell from the sky, knocking her out of the world of cultivation.
Then... She became the Nth daughter of the four emperors in the pirate world, and came with a shockingly ugly marriage partner.
Thank you for the invitation. People in all countries are ready to run away.
While running, I accidentally (forced to) received an Emperor's Sword from my mother. When I opened my eyes again, I found myself lying next to a strange man.
The man had a pineapple head on his head and said sleepily: "Are you awake? What a miracle!"
Yun Qi looked at the looming green flames behind him, and his eyes lit up: "Fellow Taoist, are you selling this fire? I'll pay a high price!"
Marco:? ? ?
Marco hesitated to speak, and Yun Qi suddenly realized: "I understand, this is the special product of this world, heart fire. And fellow Taoist... Do you want to practice dual cultivation?"
Marco:? ? ?
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Since Yun Qi came on board, the style of White Beard Group's paintings has changed dramatically.
The crew members who used swords began to study the transformation of sword energy, and those with fire ability began to ask for advice on fire spells...
Yun Qi, on the other hand, became the richest man in Baituan by refining alchemy.
As Bai Tuan's style of painting became more and more wrong, and even had a vague tendency to affect the entire pirate world, the World Government could no longer sit still and began to send troops to encircle and suppress it.
Yun Qi raised his sword in the air and pointed it at the Navy Headquarters: "Hit my teammates? Have you asked me about my Immortal Killing Sword Formation?"
Navy: "? No? Is this combat effectiveness a bit broken?"
Marco smiled and pulled Yun Qi back behind him: "Sorry, my little white flower is a bit fierce."
Reading Guide
1. The heroine's strength is at the ceiling (immortal version), but she is confused by the pirate worldview.
2. The male protagonist Marco is the boyfriend of the father and is responsible for cleaning up the mess caused by the female protagonist on a daily basis.
3. The daily main line of the sand sculpture is interspersed with battle and emotional lines.
Intention: To guard the mountains and seas I love with a lazy attitude.
