Zhao Baoling once had bad luck and was told that she was the seventh princess lost by the saint in his early years.
Zhao Baoling, who was greedy for money and lustful and illiterate, opened her eyes wide and pointed at herself:
"Who? Me?"
The good-looking nobleman who came to Beijing to pick her up heard this and bowed down and plucked the blades of grass from her hair:
"Yes, you."
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Jiang Ji, the direct grandson of the Jiang family in Heshuo, has a heavenly appearance, is intelligent and precocious, and is entrusted by the saint. Jiang Ji personally goes to the northwest, hoping to bring the saint's lost princess back to Beijing.
In the beginning, in order for the business trip to go smoothly, he had to agree to Zhao Baoling's various requests——
"I want ten thousand taels of silver, so I can eat chicken legs every day."
Jiang Ji: "Okay."
"I want a big house, bigger than the county master's house."
Jiang Ji: "Okay."
"I want to marry the most handsome young man in the capital."
Jiang Ji: "Okay."
Until later, Zhao Baoling returned to Shangjing and came to Jiang Ji to cash in. Jiang Ji promised her a thousand gold coins and gave her ten thousand taels of silver notes to live in their house.
Finally, Zhao Baoling said happily:
"I want to marry the most handsome husband in Beijing."
Jiang Ji tossed and turned for half the night, his face red.
"It's not like he's boasting. There are thousands of beauties in the capital, but who can be as good-looking as him?"
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Small theater:
Zhao Baoling and Prince Weining had a date under the peach tree. At that time, the peach blossoms were blooming, and we were in love with each other, and our hearts were full of spring.
"Click!"
When the tree fell and everyone was scattered, the boy came up to plead guilty, saying that Mr. Jiang thought the peach tree was an eyesore and ordered it to be chopped down.
Zhao Baoling patted the pollen in embarrassment, feeling that Mr. Jiang must be seriously ill!
Motto: Be optimistic no matter what situation you find yourself in