
After the Heart Piercing, He Played with Fairy Tales [Quick Travel]
穿心后他玩转童话[快穿]
by Rabbit and Pig Are Not Pigs (兔猪不是猪)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 197k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 6mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeOther Fanfiction
- POVBottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age18+
- Absurd Comedy
- High Concept
- Myths & Legends
- Quick Transmigration
- System
- Western Fantasy World
Synopsis
The text is finished, the paragraph comment has been opened, please collect it~ The next book opens [Soothing Doll, but Rusty Lake Puppet], Wastelanders, see the text at the end. The unlucky Ke Le, as a contemporary Yuelao, was shot by the contemporary cupid Ambrose with an arrow. After being bound to the [opponent strategy system], he entered the fairy tale copy to defeat the opponent. [Your strategy progress is: -40%] Isn't this just the beginning? Did he offend the NPC? Why is it a negative number? ! ●[Sex-changing Alice sneaks into the palace and her mission is to kill the Red Queen's dragon. →Completed [Mission Hall] Famous scenes: ① Obtain the potion that makes you bigger and smaller. Mix the two into your stomach with trembling hands. The maid costume is burst, and your naked body suddenly becomes bigger and smaller, and you can push it directly out of the ceiling. ② I worked hard to make a hat that fits the size of the Red Queen's head. The Red Queen has a pretty figure, but she wears an oversized red sun hat on her broad shoulders. ③Ambrose pointed to the steps at his feet, "Weren't you selected for filming a limited film at the city gate? Put on your maid uniform and kneel down here." ●[Become an octopus, and use the tentacle strategy to destroy the director of the research institute of the mermaid cousin and take the opportunity to infect him. →Completed [Mission Hall] Famous scenes: ① I witnessed the director playing games with a beautiful woman at night, and was caught by researcher Ambrose. Ambrose said coldly: "Is it good to see someone else having an affair?" ②I found out that I had been mistaken for the scumbag, and my opponent turned out to be the superior one. I kneaded the tentacles until they squirted. ③The octopus Cole was bewitched and turned into a mermaid, and the mermaid's tail wrapped around Ambrose's body. ●[Form a team to fight the game. The clairvoyant enters the game and cooperates with the little girl to sell matches, but the opponent will prevent the sale of matches. →Completed [Mission Hall] Famous scenes: ① Asked the farmer for help and performed magic tricks to please him, but he turned out to be his opponent Ambrose. ② Through clairvoyance, I saw my opponent Ambrose comforting himself in a shop next to the wall. ③The traces of the White Queen are discovered, and the identity of the boss begins to emerge. ●[Become Rapunzel and rescue the two sisters who were taken away by the wizard Ficher. →Completed [Mission Hall] Famous scenes: ① Use your soft tone and body to make the foster mother witch happy. ② Go back in time and spend a night with the giant fluffy Ambrose bird, but when he comes back, he is caught by the witch adoptive mother. ③The long hair hangs down from the high tower, and the beautiful man with blond hair and blue eyes is caught, and the beauty is hidden in the golden house. ④Ficher asked him to protect the eggs, and he gave Ficher a hairy egg. Ficher said: "The task is not completed, but it is not a standard answer either. The fine will be halved." … [Unlucky sand sculpture, innocent Yue Lao is attacked by X, black-bellied and sultry Cupid] *Double strong, attack and receive will step on each other, the receive is all a frivolous operation, the idea of the receive is also unique. *No bloodshed, pure bullshit, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. *Just borrowing some background, it's more original, I don't understand it very deeply, just lighten it up. *Each copy is relatively independent, but the props are interoperable, so please don't skip reading if you can. ———————————————————————— Next book opens: [Soothing doll, but Rusty Lake dummy], please collect it („• ֊ •„)੭ The sun undergoes a cataclysm, the world falls into eternal night, and the ground heats up rapidly. A kind of [pseudoman] that looks exactly like a human crawls to the ground and invades humans. Euan was originally a discarded teddy bear. After the solar disaster, he evolved tentacles and crawled out of the well. The wanderers longed to hug him tightly, and the wild dogs longed to tear him apart. It was the recruitment order posted on the abandoned light pole that gave him new hope. [Recruiting comfort dolls to bring tortured people back to life] He called the mental hospital [White Gate] and recommended himself, and was assigned to become the patient Azrael's comfort doll. Dr. Bai Men: "According to the patient schedule, you must work 6 hours a day." Euan: "No problem, 24 hours would be better." As a qualified comfort doll, it must give its owner appropriate surprises. On Azrael's birthday, he created a blood moon and pulled up a "There Will Be Blood" banner for his master to celebrate his master's birthday; Azrael liked to eat fish, so he soaked the fish in red wine, then added some wild boar brains to ferment it and gave it to his master; Azrael missed his mother. He secretly stretched out his tentacles at night to touch his master's face, and rolled up his body to become his cradle... The kind owner held him while watching the morning news, stroking his head and murmuring softly. "Euan, look at the disclosure of the pseudo-human characteristics on the TV." [The nails are soiled. ] [The eyes are blood red. ] [Teeth are white and spotless. ] … [Residents please note that according to [Emergency Center] research, the dummy may have a [handover wrist] and can complete life extension with humans. ] Azrael drew his gun and pointed it between his eyebrows, and asked gently: "Euan, are you a fake?" Euan calmly retracted the handover wrist and replied: "I'm not." After some time, he and Azrael moved back home together, and life continued as usual. However, the temperature on the ground rose again, and the attacks by the puppets intensified. Azrael's home became the best [shelter]. Every night, someone knocks on the door. Azrael would put different people into the house. Euan felt that his territory had been invaded. He began to think of ways to drive away these uninvited guests. He fed them different foods and gave them pseudo-human [characteristics] so that they could be taken away by the emergency center or shot... He thought it was perfect. Unexpectedly, Azrael was in the bedroom, watching the surveillance cameras in the room with interest, waiting for his comfort doll to return to bed. Azrael missed his mother and offered him a telescope that could see the Death Node. Euan didn't know why his master was suddenly angry. Obviously everyone has declared that his mental illness is cured. Perhaps, if he leaves a child with his master in such a world, his master will forgive him. He climbed into Azrael's bed in the middle of the night. He wrapped his tentacles around him and rubbed him until he was covered in mucus, and then nibbled his fingers with his mouthparts. "I like the slimy feel, Azrael, and I'm sure you will too." Azrael's eyes suddenly turned gloomy, completely losing his usual gentlemanly demeanor. Azrael grabbed his tentacles and dragged them down. A gun was placed between his eyebrows, and Azrael asked: "Euan, are you a fake?" Euan looked down at the exploding tentacles: "... Am I?" Azrael soothed softly: "If you don't like being slimy, then I'll make you slimy, okay?" [Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, the upward attack in the year x x causing trouble and paranoia, the lower end] *Looking for dummies➕Rust Lake Universe, but pure love. *Lightning protection: Double crazy, relatively depressed, not thinking normally when attacking or receiving. *The background is borrowed, but the characters are more original. Purpose: Don't let performance affect the feelings of peers
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