你 Just Squat on the Beam and You'll Be Fine! 你乖乖地蹲在房梁上,就好了! by Shanbuchen (山不尘) StatusCompletedLength2k WordsGenreDanmei (BL)EraAncient EraUpdated10mo agoSourceJJWXC Request a translation Stats 8Favorites1Chapters Tags ThemeLovePOVTop-Lead (Gong)Age18+Bad EndingMpregProximity RomanceTwist of Fate Synopsis At this time, get up. At noon, have a meal. At Weishi, Shenshi, Youshi, Xushi and Haishi, you are idle. At midnight, take a bath. Sleep at Chou hour, Yin hour, Mao hour and Chen hour. Intention: Be obedient and do nothing Show more More by this author 二 Twenty-Five Time Zone Shanbuchen 爱 The Little Fox Who Loves Roast Chicken Shanbuchen 赎 Atonement Shanbuchen 冬 Stir-Fried Bacon with Winter Bamboo Shoots Shanbuchen 戛 Come to an Abrupt End Shanbuchen 桃 Peach's Yaoyao Shanbuchen 无 Nestless Bird Shanbuchen 画 Draw a Fish to Pose Shanbuchen 我 My Reputation Has Been Ruined by You! Shanbuchen 一 An Eyelash Essence Shanbuchen 我 I Have Someone I Love Shanbuchen 完 It's Over, I'm Going to Be Eaten Dry! Shanbuchen