I, Lin Xiaoxiao, the programmer of the king, have transformed into the vicious female supporting character in ancient sadistic novels.
The standard domineering husband despises me, the pure White Lotus heroine plots against me, and there is also a cheating system that forces me to engage in subversive plots every day.
"Host, please say to the male protagonist: Man, you are playing with fire!"
I typed out a line of code with my backhand and recited it affectionately in binary.
"Host, please drug the male protagonist!"
I thoughtfully sent you milk tea mixed with laxatives, along with a "Drug Effect Duration Evaluation Report".
When the system crashes, I cry: [I will be formatted if I fail to meet the KPI!
Dang Ba always held my "Five Million Capital Planning Plan" and doubted life...
I silently clicked on the "anti-PUA" APP I developed and climbed to the top of the wealth list.
Later, the system begged me to optimize its underlying code, and Mr. Ba read the "Programmer Communication Guide" late at night.
I looked at them and sighed.
"I told you before, your logic is flawed."
Intent: humor