1. Wen Yushi, the first scroll king in the heaven, burns ointment every day, follows the sundial and forgets to eat and sleep. As soon as he opens his eyes, he protects the people. He accumulates merit points. He has always been ranked first among the gods and has unlimited scenery.
Until one day, the catastrophe came, and he was pushed out by the sentient beings who had protected him and became a scapegoat.
At this point, the sacred bones were peeled off and the soul was scattered.
2. Good news, he is alive.
Bad news, living tens of thousands of years later.
From the former divine king with fluttering clothes, he has become a clear, stupid, frail and sick freshman in the history department.
Focus on the history of gods.
Opening the first page of the book is his past "great achievements"——
Fish picks up the divine king, the divine bones of the gods, to protect all living beings and to eliminate the gods of death.
Next to it is a mugshot of him, with a green face and fangs, big arms and round waist, wielding a bolas piercing his strong waist, as if he will crawl out of the book in the next second, smile to the sky and shout that he is awesome.
Wen Yushi raised his eyes. In the mirror, he saw himself with red lips and white teeth, phoenix eyes and fluttering clothes, just like before.
So he calmly threw this nonsense divine history into the toilet.
3. Wen Yushi suspected that his old rival was deliberately trying to discredit him. After all, that guy always rolled his eyes at him and pointed at his clothes.
But the archenemy was now too high, so Juan Wang Wen Yushi decided to go back to his old business of telling fortunes, catching some imps, and earning some points so that he could get back on the rankings as soon as possible and settle the scores with that person.
As a result, everything was ruined by that recognition.
4. The richest man's father: "You are my true son and you will inherit the super wealthy family."
Wen Yushi turned a blind eye and said, "I like to make enough food and clothing by myself."
The fake brother promised him: "You only need to lie down, and I will do the rest. You will have countless favors and wealth."
Wen Yushi said disdainfully: "What's the use of that?"
My mother is persuasive: "Money can make all the difference. Our money can make you the leader in the entire spiritual practice world."
Warm fish loses hesitation, warm fish loses hesitation, warm fish loses heartbeat.
The warm fish becomes salted fish.
5. Capital First University, an open history class, a 30,000-year-old young genius from the world of gods is talking eloquently.
"Back then, Lord Yushi was born with divine bones, but he was lazy in cultivation and had a weird temper. It was said that he had a quirk that tortured people.
He has no father, no mother, no friends. He is alone and even his master is unwilling to get along with him, making people stay away from him. "
Fortunately, he later voluntarily sacrificed his life, used his soul to suppress the calamity, and achieved his final reputation. "
Wen Yushi was furious and arched Party B beside him.
Party B instantly understood, flipped up the table and shouted: "It's all farts! "
"The Lord God has practiced hard since he was a child and has a kind personality. He is not willing to step on an ant to death. "
That piece of shit Master is even more sanctimonious and hypocritical. It is the Lord of Gods who refuses to associate with him! "
Wen Yushi nodded with satisfaction and showed off to the people next to him: "It's money well spent. The help I ordered is very powerful for Party B."
Party B gushed: "And the Lord Shen is not alone - he has a Taoist companion!"
Wen Yushi:...? !
6. In modern society, gods, ghosts, immortals and demons are no longer called gods, ghosts, immortals and demons. They have a unified department - the special group of the Ministry of National Security.
Team leader Rong Lin is a divine king who was born when the heaven and earth opened and closed. It is said that he is a humble gentleman who kills demons and upholds justice.
The Didi scolding that Wen Yu picked up was from here.
The entire team paid great attention to the richest man's complaint, and the boss announced that he would handle it personally.
Everyone was curious about how the team leader, who was usually stern and cold, would handle the complaints, and they all scratched the wall in anticipation.
As a result, I saw the team leader dragging the beauty's hands shamelessly and greeting her face. While greeting him, he covered his face and cried bitterly:
"Back then, you hugged me again and again, saying you missed me and wanted to see me every day."
"I've been waiting for you for tens of thousands of years, but you turned around and didn't even give me your status, and you even complained to me."
"You might as well beat me to death."
Wen Yu's eyes widened: "No, can you tell the difference between provocation and flirting???"
Jealous wife-watching Shi Gong vs. Squeamish love-struck real beauty
*He is a popular person, a true group favorite, and everyone loves him.
*Sand sculpture cookies, the background is modern fantasy.
*A widower whose wife has been dead for tens of thousands of years recognizes his resurrected wife at a glance, and then lives a life of punching his love rival and kicking his mistress (fake)
*All those who have been bullied will get their due retribution
Intention: If I love you, I will love you for eternity
