2025.10.30
It's hard to be a knight, it's hard to be a knight of Mondstadt, it's even harder to be a knight of Mondstadt named Lawrence.
But it doesn't matter, after all, I have been expelled by the Knights of the West Wind, and now I am about to starve to death in Nodkalai.
Since even survival cannot be guaranteed, haha, there is no need to abide by the useless chivalry, and the same goes for the noble spirit.
I want to rob! I'm going to be bad! I want to be an epic villain! I want to be a real villain! Rob!
I don't grab people who don't look distinctive, because I'm face-blind and I'm afraid I won't be able to tell the difference between enemies and passers-by in the future.
I won't rob pink-haired children, because those who rob children are not villains, just minions.
I won't rob girls with yellow hair, because those who rob disabled people are not villains, just trash.
I won't rob the blue-haired maid, because those who rob the single mother are not villains but Cao thieves.
It seems there is only one choice left.
Krilo Chudmilovich Filins, who was blocked in the alley, looked in confusion at the long-haired man in front of him who was trying to maintain his elegance but was full of desolation.
"Oh! May the moonlight pity this fateful encounter! Ah... This gentleman whose eyes seem to be filled with sunshine, can you please stay for a moment? I am conducting a... Survey on the brilliance of human nature. If you can give some material brilliance... Maybe you can witness virtue blooming in the barren soil..."
Gu——
My stomach was growling, so I put away my platitudes and stabbed his lower back with a dagger.
"Hello, robbery."
Purpose: Be a good person