Cannon Fodder, Trying to Survive in Rotten Comics

—Relaxing and sweet text about sand sculptures—(The next book, "Straight Man, Got Hot by Drawing Gay Guys, Then He Becomes a Bent," please collect it! The copy is at the back!) Song Lin always thought that he was an ordinary rich young man. A handsome straight man with fair skin and a slim figure who can become the center of attention wherever he goes. It wasn't until I got a nervous system one day that I discovered that I was actually living in a comic book world, and it was a cartoon about all-male ooxx having children! Let it be rotten, Song Lin won't panic. Because he is just a straight man, he can just keep his butt and survive. However—— System: "You are going to die, dear~" "As the most beautiful love-brained cannon fodder in comics, your final outcome is that you were killed by a car while trying to save the protagonist~" Song Lin:? ? ? Fortunately, the system gave him a self-rescue guide, and he only needed to complete the tasks in it to survive. Task 1: Capture a man who is outside the plot. Task 2: Have sex with this man ten times. Song Lin's eyes darkened. How could he, a straight man, endure being with a man [beep——] But in order to survive, he gritted his teeth and admitted it. However, it was not until he followed the clues to find the target person that he was completely dumbfounded—— That person was actually Jiang Chexun, whom he had never dealt with... He felt awkward in his heart, but after some contact and looking at the cold and handsome face of the other party, Song Lin gradually felt that it was not unacceptable? In order to survive, he decided to use his kidneys instead of his heart. But every time, I failed to tease and was teased instead. So the system thoughtfully gave him some advice: a soaked shirt, a crystal waist chain that made noise whenever he moved... Song Lin prepared all the items one by one: Jiang Gou, I haven't captured you yet! - A few months later, the jerky temptation completely paid off. The time, place and people are favorable, and the atmosphere is full of ambiguity and affection. When Song Lin finished lighting the fire again and wanted to pull away, Jiang Chexun calmly grabbed his waist and pulled him into his arms, stroking his red lips. "Run away every time after teasing?" "... Song Lin, how can anything be so cheap?" … After he was satisfied, Jiang Chexun gently kissed away the tears from the corners of his eyes and placed a soft kiss on his flat belly. "Don't cry," "Dear..." - Song Lin: Don't worry, I might just be having fun... (I'm relying on you to save my life by the way) Jiang Chexun: But, I'm serious. Jiang Chexun: The person you love at first sight seems to be teasing me? At first, not sure, then take another look. Later, it was determined that I was going to start having fun. Song Lin: We promised to take care of the kidneys but not the heart, but why is my belly so big?! Food guide: 1. Comic world, university campus background, Chuai Zai literature 2. Shuangjie 1v1, no abuse in the emotional line 3. The mouth is too upright and the tongue is venomous 1 × Seductive and unaware of the sexy beauty 0 4. Instead of traveling through the book, he is originally a character in the comic. The attack is a bug that awakens too early and is not controlled by the comic plot. 5. There is no prototype in the air, so you can eat with peace of mind~ "Straight man became popular by drawing gay men and then became a bender" Copywriting: Song Shihe is a street artist, a little transparent who has been drawing supernatural comics for eight years and traveled to the center of the earth. Until one day, he broke the rules and drew a short story to deal with errands. As a result, the straight man lightly drew a gay man—— Explode! Big bang! ! Overnight, there were over 10,000 collections, and the comment section was filled with comments like "Madam! Shocking! Delicious!" "Madam! Don't be tired and don't rest!"... After a few seconds of silence, Song Shihe decided to go into the sea. Painting! The painting is gay! No one knows that this straight male painter who has just entered the industry actually has an unknown ability. - He could see the sexual orientation line above everyone's head. He could tell at a glance whether it was straight or crooked. A straight line is straight; a curved line is curved. The larger the arc, the more curved the person is. Over the years, he has relied on his excellent skills to defeat countless CPs, including men, women, life and death, and he has never failed! The only regret was that he couldn't see the thread on his head. * After the comics exploded, Song Shihe was lost in all the praises in the comment section every day. He rushed to finish the work every day and finally decided to find an assistant to share the pressure. It happened that a friend recommended a top student from the Academy of Fine Arts, who he said was an "excellent Holy Body" with excellent professional skills, a well-behaved personality, a hard-working spirit, and one person who could do the job of five people... On the day they met two days ago, Song Shihe's first sight was to secretly glance over his head. ——Oh, a straight and straight line. Very good, safe and reliable. It's him. * The assistant's name was You Chuan, a handsome guy who was diligent and didn't talk much. He pointed out where to hit and was very well-behaved. He called "teacher, teacher" every day, which made Song Shihe feel comfortable both physically and mentally. When you are tired, someone will beat your back, when you are thirsty, someone will bring you water, and when you are thirsty, someone will share your drawings... The key is that he is a 188cm tall young man with wide shoulders, narrow waist and abdominal muscles. He is seen dangling in front of his eyes every day. It is really pleasing to the eye and seductive to the eyes. Song Shihe lived happily every day, completely letting go of his guard and gradually immersed himself in it. Until one day, he suddenly discovered that something was wrong with the thread on Yuchuan's head. ——Why is it curved? ! It's gradually becoming a straw! ! Yuchuan: "Teacher, do you want to eat chocolate?" Song Shihe froze: "Wait, wait—take your hands off my waist first!" Food guide: Double clean, 1v1, poor size, under 20 years old Intention: A person's power to save himself is powerful