General, Uncle, He Fainted Again

I, Xiao Zhanhuang, the female general who protects the country, was forced to marry the sickest beauty in the capital, Xie Zhiwei. The whole capital was betting that he wouldn't survive the wedding night. I hold him in my palm, and when he coughs, I hand him the handkerchief; when he shakes it, I act as a stake. At the homecoming banquet, someone insulted his position in public. My fist was hard, but he coughed lightly and with just a few words, the provocateur's face turned pale and he peed on the spot. Me: "???" That night, he had a high fever. I held him in my arms to keep him warm, but I heard his confused murmurs, accurately breaking through a fatal weakness in my northern defense line that even I didn't know existed. I lowered my eyes and looked at the pale and fragile body in my arms, but it seemed to be able to stir up the world. The fingertips lightly traced his hot Adam's apple. "Xie Zhiwei," I whispered in his ear, my breath hot, "If you pretend again, I will... Inspect the goods myself." #Why is the sick and weak husband who was promised to be the boss behind the scenes# #If he keeps acting, I will do it for real# Pre-received articles: "Cultivation to Immortality?" No, I'm doing my performance in heaven" Copywriting: Xiaobai, the original rabbit spirit, occupation: temporary worker with the lowest performance in Tianting. Daily life: working around to save scholars, catching fish and nibbling carrots, struggling to survive under KPI assessment. Until the Heavenly Court HR airborne and announced the elimination of the last ones - those with the lowest performance would be punished by thunder and returned to their original shape! In order to save the dog's life, Xiaobai took out the "Heavenly Staff Rules" and knocked out the target of the mission - a wolf demon who wanted to eat her - with a brick. She tried to reason: "According to Appendix 3, you can get the merit of 'heroism' by defeating the beast..." Wolf Demon Mo Yan licked his fangs and smiled: "Merit? I am very happy. From today on, your new KPI - make me happy." #While others are cultivating immortality, I am cultivating KPIs, but the target is still my natural enemy, my boss# As a result, the style of painting changed. In the duel between other people's magic weapons, she is writing the "Wolf Demon Emotional Value Output Report"; While others were trying to seize treasures in secret realms, she was organizing a reverse brainstorming session on "How to Effectively Provoke the Wolf Demon"; While others are practicing Taoism, she is bald because of the goal of "making the wolf demon smile knowingly". She just wanted to lie down, but she was forced to become the "anti-involution pioneer" in heaven, and together with a group of immortal officials and monsters, they rose up and angrily tore up the strange examination. When she was in the Lingxiao Palace, she, the little rabbit spirit, held a book signed by all spirits and faced the gods directly—— "Your Majesty! If a set of rules chills the heart of those who work hard and makes the weak despair, shouldn't these rules be broken?!" And the wolf demon boss who assigned her weird KPIs was standing lazily next to her, his golden eyes glaring, and his demonic power was overwhelming: "Whoever touches my partner... Ask me first." Small Theater Later, it became known to all the three worlds that the notorious leader of the wolf clan had a "food reserve" that he never left without. One day, the devil's projection threatens all living beings with murderous intent. In everyone's horrified eyes, the shivering rabbit spirit took out a... Carrot? In an instant, the holy light of merit shines and the evil energy dissipates! Mo Yan protected her behind him, facing the horror of the world, and slowly wiped the carrot shavings from the corner of her mouth: "Let me introduce, my carrot specializes in treating dissatisfaction." --- What to see Anti-routine Xianxia: Using modern workplace logic to deconstruct the classical Xianxia, KPI, weekly report, PPT vs. Cultivation, merit, and magic weapon, colliding with the ultimate laughter and irony. Wolf and Rabbit CP: The lazy and domineering wolf king × the cowardly and clever rabbit spirit. From a partner who "gets fat before eating" to a life-or-death dependency that "will drag you along the way to hell". The ultimate contrast, ambiguous pull, and two-way protection. Counterattack in the workplace is full of excitement: from the bottom fisherman to the agent of change, unite with the oppressed immortal officials, outsmart the rigid system, and slap all the villains in the face, the counterattack is full of fun. [Reading Tips] 1. Non-traditional cultivation of immortality. The main plot is the resistance and rise of the working rabbit spirit, mixed with the officialdom game in heaven and the relaxed daily life. 2. SC, HE, the male protagonist is strong and protects his weaknesses, the female protagonist is growth-oriented and has an online IQ. 3. [Highlight] This is a happy article that will make you smile knowingly when you are working overtime/going to school, and fantasize about throwing KPIs in the face of your boss! --- One-sentence summary: The fish-catching rabbit spirit is set by the wolf-demon boss to "make him happy" KPI Purpose: Break rigid rules and pursue the balance between integrity and efficiency. Mission: Overcome all difficulties and grow together