Cheng Mian'an, an innocent college student who just graduated, got drunk and got together with a man she didn't know.
Men are handsome and men live a good life.
But the problem is... He is a man! Straight man! ! !
Cheng Mian'an was furious, threw down the banknotes, and viciously took the man's cat away.
Later, I heard from my roommate that a local snake released a cat-hunting revelation, offering 10,000 to anyone who provides clues, and 1 million to anyone who finds the cat!
Cheng Mian'an was very excited, but after seeing the photos, his vision went dark and he almost fainted.
Isn't this a hot shirtless man?
The roommate also said: This person's family is rich and powerful, and they both believe in black and white. Murder and arson are nothing!
Cheng Mian'an's voice was dry: What about... The cat thief?
The roommate smiled generously: What else can I do! If the cat thief doesn't want to die, pack up and go abroad to hide!
Cheng Mian'an hugged the cat in his arms and smiled bitterly. Jpg
He couldn't leave the country, so he crawled home.
Two years later, Cheng Mian'an was having a passionate exchange of words with his leader. When his mouth became dry, a glass of water was handed to him from the side.
He took the water angrily, thinking who was really good at reading, and said thank you out of habit. When he caught sight of that person out of the corner of his eye, his eyes nearly popped out. He choked, and with a puff, the water sprayed onto the leader's head.
Xu Mengen's new official took office with three things in mind, and the leadership took on a new look. Cheng Mian'an relied on his superb flattering skills to become Xu Mengen's henchman.
Not long after Xu Mengen took office, he issued a cat-hunting revelation. The general content has not changed. The only difference is that a reward has been added...
Attached to the post was a sneaky photo of a man with his face covered, with the caption: Anyone who provides information about the thief will be rewarded 100,000.
Cheng Mian'an swallowed: "Brother, what are you going to do if you find this person?"
Xu Mengen sneered: "What should we do? Let his life be worse than death."
Oh my God! Isn't this what you call being able to escape the first day of the Lunar New Year but not being able to escape the fifteenth day!
Cheng Mian'an felt like he was licking blood from the tip of a knife every day. One day, he finally couldn't stand the torture anymore and was ready to resign!
Unexpectedly, Xu Mengen tied his feet with a jade pendant and smiled softly: "Run? Where else do you want to run?"
Cheng Mian'an shivered and his butt felt cold.
He was shocked and hurriedly crawled forward: "Good brother! Don't do it!"
Although you are a nice person, my butt is more important!
"It's late."
*Attack is not a real local snake
According to immersive reporting by frontline staff Cheng Mian'an——
Sneer. Jpg: Everything about me is a legend.
Shy-tongued but optimistic straight man is subject to × will retaliate, possessive and super aggressive
Motto: Sunshine always comes after the storm
