Lan Qin, a rabbit spirit, was abandoned because the two-legged beast that adopted him was struck by lightning and flew up.
The good times didn't last long. Not long after inheriting the Twoleg family business, the sect was demolished and rebuilt into a scenic spot, so he had to rent a house in a village in the city.
The landlord stared at his face: "I plan to form a boy band, but I need a facade, will you come?"
Lan Qin: "?"
Landlord: "Food and lodging included and rent reduced."
Lan Qin: "Deal, who else is in the group?"
Landlady: "Oh, me, the one who buys beef offal downstairs, the one who shakes milk tea at the door, and a buddy of mine who returned from studying abroad!"
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The much-anticipated band competition variety show is back again, and the winner turns out to be an idol boy band that just debuted!
Netizen Yin Yang: Capital really wants to flatter people, even gods can't stop it!
The camera panned behind the face of the boy band's facade.
Netizen: But then again.
Netizens were curious about how good this championship men's team was, so they clicked on the group broadcast.
The facade pointed to the mossy handshake building: "This is our dormitory."
Pointing to the rice roll rice noodle shop downstairs: "This is our canteen."
Pointing to the rooftop where green onions are planted and sunbathing, he said, "This is the rehearsal room."
Netizen:?
Facade: "A boy band from a poor company should have become the leader long ago."
Later, people learned that the soft-faced and harmless beauty with a perfect treble and proficiency in folk music, the cold-faced mixed-race handsome guy who taught English in the live broadcast room was a talented composer sought after by thousands of people on the Internet, the maknae was the youngest international violin competition champion, and the team leader and rapper also had special skills.
Netizen: This is not a grass-roots team in a village in the city. Isn't this the national team?
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Fu Ming is a staunch materialist.
Until one day, when he returned to his rental house in the middle of the night, a round-faced beauty landed on his balcony with a plastic flying sword.
There was also a bag of milk tea in his hand.
Fu Ming: "I seem to be a little dead."
Beauty: "Be my little brother and I will spare your life."
As he said that, it turned into a ball of fist-sized rabbits in front of him and landed on his face.
Fu Ming:.
Later, when the group favorite's "Pet Bunny" was washing his face during the live broadcast, the mixed-race lead singer would always come uninvited from the side door connecting the two rooms, sit behind the camera with a cold face, and feed the Bunny who looked disgusted at him and turned his ears.
Live barrage: So what exactly did he do to the little facade to make our precious Tutu hate him so much?
Then, the entire live broadcast room heard the mixed-race lead singer, who always looked like he was the best in the world, let out a heart-warming laugh.
1. The innocent mixed-blood wolf-dog Gong x the realist group pet rabbit (referring to: I am the only one with a bad temper and loves to kick others, but I am really cute)
2. The micro-group is like a family comedy story of a comedian boy band. There are many talents in the village in the city. There are no little people, only little vests.
3. It's a sweet and refreshing article. If you like it, please click and add it to your collection.
Intention: The main thing is to put your heart into it, and there is a stage everywhere.