Stinky illiterate evil god attack
Wu Yu, a social worker who finished working overtime on Saturday, decided to reward himself with a good meal.
He went straight to the seafood market and quickly bought edible octopus.
The evil god in the plastic bag: Hum, human being, let me know your identity.
Wu Yu processed the ingredients and heated the pot with oil: "Here comes a delicious seafood feast!"
Evil God: Wait, why is it getting hotter? !
The lid of the pot flew up to the ceiling, and his lunch began to flee.
Wu Yu had no choice but to chase all the way: "My lunch!!"
Wu Yu found out that his rice could speak human language and claimed to be a god. He didn't dare to eat it at all, so he had to raise it for dinner.
A big meal? No! I can only eat cheap dog food, I can't afford the expensive ones.
Live in the Crystal Palace? No! Just make do with a bucket.
Illiteracy? Sent to senior college.
Don't understand the law? Sent to prepare for the Master of Laws exam.
Gruyva: "I really beg you, are you my god?"
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Overnight, monsters ran rampant in City A, and the greatest evil god unexpectedly arrived.
In order to protect the human world, the strongest detachment of the Irregular Treatment Bureau was quietly dispatched, hiding in the busy city.
Team member: "What to do with this evil god?"
Captain Wu Yu: "I went to the seafood market to catch him. If I catch him, I will keep him first. I must let him reform and become a god again!"
After falling in love, Gruyva happily looked through Wu Yu's love diary. There must be many sweet moments in it!
"I have to eat ten kilograms of dog food every day, take a bath for six hours every day, and I can't learn Chinese Pinyin for a month. I am suspected of having low intelligence."
Gruyva:? What is this!
Tips before visiting:
1. The tentacles of attack are tongue, hands and feet.
Intention: Make a good transformation and become a god again
