Cute and slow robot is attacked by vs. The tsundere Flower Immortal of the High Mountain
Yun Xingchu, the first-generation artificial intelligence robot, traveled to the world of cultivation. The battery was about to run out, and he got a guide to cultivating immortals.
1: Please look for charging piles.
Two: Please take good care of the charging pile and clean it regularly.
Three: Please find materials to reshape your body and get rid of the charging pile.
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Xie Huaiyi, a genius who is rare in the world of cultivation for thousands of years, only needs one vigorous love disaster to ascend to immortality.
He decided to take a shortcut and find Yun Xingchu, a well-known prodigal from the Hehuan Sect, to stage a plot of hating the sea and falling in love with the sky, just to go through the motions and successfully overcome the disaster.
That night, the libertine took off his clothes and groped him.
He closed his eyes, cast a spell to make his body insensible, and prepared himself to be flirted with by the libertine, but the libertine was beside him... Asleep?
The second night, the third night... The same thing every night.
Xie Huaiyi: That's it?
When everyone in the Hehuan Sect learned about this, they felt deeply humiliated and started teaching, seducing, flirting, and kissing on the spot...
Yun Xing couldn't learn it at first, so Xie Huaiyi had no choice but to learn and practice it secretly.
Be patient, in order to overcome the disaster.
His lips are so soft.
Kiss a little longer!
He thought his relationship had progressed, but unexpectedly Yun Xingchu disappeared.
I only left him a letter.
Xie Huaiyi, who read the letter:?
What about the vigorous love disaster? I am attracted to you and you are attracted to me?
A few days later, the low-battery version of Yun Xingchu, who had failed to reshape his body, went to find Xie Huaiyi. He held the dual cultivation secret book in his hand and recited the lines of reconciliation: "Ma... Please tell Immortal Huailing that I am pregnant."
I haven't even been to bed, so I'm totally pregnant!
The always aloof Immortal Lord said angrily: "No, let him go."
Three seconds later, Xie Huaiyi carried the person back to the room in front of everyone.
Damn it, recharge first and then have a cold war.
Small theater:
"If you want to live forever, you must have spiritual roots," Xie Huaiyi lied seriously, "You need to practice cultivation for at least three hours every day without interruption."
Soon after, Yun Xingchu cried and begged for mercy: "I don't want to live forever."
The human body really can't stand the torture.
Intention: Live hard and be positive