The new article "The Overbearing Dragon Forced to Raise the Cutest White Rabbit" is now online——
[The naturally stupid and cute kitten is attacked by the slightly sinister but crazy boss]
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Yuan Yangmiao, the only imperial cat in the Forbidden City who has been working as a rat hunter for 485 years, escaped from the Forty-Nine City in order to avoid the unified neuter and became an ordinary social animal in human society.
The life of a social animal is extremely boring, but Yuan Yangmiao can always discover the richness and variety of life.
During the day, he is a diligent intern assistant in an animal hospital. With a meager salary, he also has to deal with the stinky face of his immediate supervisor and boss.
In the evening, he was a cute and cute guy with the online name "Sexy Little Royal Cat", and he had a husband who was gentle, reliable and rich.
The once-in-a-century estrus period suddenly arrived, and Yuan Yangmiao shyly invited her "husband" to her home to "show up".
The night was hazy and the passion was unbearable. Yuan Yangmiao threw herself into the other person's arms and was enjoying herself. When she looked up, she found that she had turned into a cat.
The husband pinched his cat ears and asked slowly:
"After the founding of the People's Republic of China, wasn't it allowed to become a spirit?"
Fortunately, my husband didn't seem too surprised, and he fulfilled his duty as a boyfriend very responsibly for one night, and then ran away...
The next day at work, the boss who always had a bad face suddenly handed me a piece of cake.
It's exactly the same as the one my husband brought last night and was thrown to the ground.
The kitten was confused, the kitten was shocked:! ! ! ? ? ?
Help: How can I confirm if my boss is my online dating partner who has eight-pack abs, a big job, and transfers money whenever we disagree?
After half a year of online dating, Dr. Jiang finally made up his mind to go out.
The other party readily gave the address and made it clear that Dr. Jiang could come to your door tonight.
Full of expectations, Dr. Jiang prepared the small cakes that his partner loved to eat, specially dressed himself up, packed a full set of equipment, and knocked on his partner's door.
Surprisingly, the target was not a liar, and the real appearance was even better than the avatar.
He has big eyes and a small turned-up nose, and his charming smile is charming.
The only question is, why is the person named "Sexy Little Royal Cat" online actually a cat? ?
After the founding of the People's Republic of China, wasn't it allowed to become a spirit?
The "Little Royal Cat" said that he was the Royal Cat of the Forbidden City, a spirit that grew up before the founding of the People's Republic of China.
It only took half a minute for Dr. Jiang to accept that his online dating partner was hundreds of years older than him.
It's a cat, it's a cat. After all, Dr. Jiang comes from a family that hunts monsters, so his acceptance of monsters is still a little higher than ordinary people.
But why does this cat transform so much like the newly recruited intern assistant at his hospital?
Wait, wait, wait! Don't kiss yet!
Dr. Jiang is not ready to deal with the unspoken rules of the workplace yet! !
(There is no bad direction. The copywriting is just copywriting. In reality, we firmly reject the unspoken rules of the workplace.)
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Reading guide:
1. Mainly receiving, occasionally attacking perspective
2. Cruelty-free cookies, please feel free to eat them.
3. The kitten is very cute, and everyone is a fan of cats. It's just that sometimes it's clumsy. I hope you can dote on it ~ Thank you to everyone who likes Miaomiao (Kneel down ~
4. Make it up, don't substitute it into reality. All relevant knowledge about veterinary medicine is checked on Baidu. If you have any questions, please ask them in the comment area. Xiaojin edits the article very quickly. Thank you politely!
5. Fantasy, Gong has many reincarnations
6.1V1 double cleansing can't be reversed until it is dismantled! The young lovers will grow together forever! 99! !
New article: "The domineering dragon forcibly raised the cutest white rabbit"
The White Rabbit Shou, who is as wise as he is foolish and as clever as he is clumsy, vs. The True Dragon Emperor, who loves to scare his wife, is Gong
Because of his greed, the master threw Sugar out of the fairy gate.
Good news: He no longer has to go to morning classes and can sleep until midnight every day!
Bad news: The rabbit is in the kitchen and is about to be braised. .
"Zhizhizhizhizhi——"
Bai Tang tried his best to kick the kitchen knife away, but panicked and plunged into a big bamboo cage. When he opened his eyes again, the back of fate's neck was already grasped in the hands of the real dragon.
In order to save his life, Baitang started to pretend to be good. First, he imitated the vixen in the storybook, barked twice at the top of his lungs, then stuck out his little tongue, and gently licked the back of the real dragon's claws——
"Please don't eat me, okay? I'm very obedient and easy to feed~"
Seeing the real dragon's eyes widening, this trick really works!
Baitang keeps up the good work: Be a well-behaved rabbit and enjoy a leisurely rabbit life!
He completely didn't notice that the real dragon looked at him in an increasingly strange way.
Until Bai Tang finally recovered his spiritual power, turned into a human form, and was bullied until he was all red——
"Xiao Sheng, you are a big pervert! Don't you know that rabbits and dragons are reproductively isolated!!!"
When Fan Guo came to pay tribute, a large hall was filled with rare treasures, but there was a big white rabbit pretending to be dead lying in the corner, looking out of place among the boxes full of gold and silver.
Emperor Xiao Sheng looked at it carefully for a long time and found nothing strange except that it was extra cute.
Until the white rabbit lowered his head and licked him gently——
A pitiful and beautiful face suddenly appeared in front of my eyes!
Hiss——Where is the monster? ? ?
I have been a ruthless and stupid king for ten years, and I was seduced by a rabbit! ! ? ?
No! It's not that simple! This demon rabbit must have been deliberately brought by the Regent and the Imperial Master to confuse him!
In order to monitor the demon rabbit at all times, Xiao Sheng carried it wherever he went.
Xiao Sheng was at work and put the rabbit next to the inkstone as a paperweight. As a result, the rabbit fell asleep in less than a quarter of an hour.
When Xiao Sheng went to bed, he rolled the rabbit into a ball and put it aside as a heater. As a result, after kneading the rabbit twice, it softened into a rabbit cake.
When Xiao Sheng was eating, he handed over the vegetable leaves with a threatening look, forcing the rabbit to taste the poison first. As a result, the rabbit ate it with relish, and even moved the meatballs, fish balls, vermicelli in his bowl little by little while he wasn't paying attention...
After being vigilant for a long time, Xiao Sheng finally confirmed that this clever demon rabbit was indeed not sent by the regent to monitor him, but rather seemed like a gift from God to him.
The regent sent a depressing aromatherapy. After eating too much sugar, Sushan sneezed and died.
The Imperial Preceptor sent someone to bring a vase with a curse on it. The sugar rolled around on the table and broke into pieces.
Looking at the white rabbit who was just eating and sleeping carelessly, lying sprawled out on his dragon bed, probably not even aware that he had turned into a human form, Xiao Sheng had mixed feelings in his heart.
Xiao Sheng squeezed onto the edge of the bed quietly, and Xiao Sheng suddenly had bad thoughts...
An hour later, Bai Tang fell into a drowsy sleep. In his dream, he dreamed of a big, soy sauce-flavored elbow. He couldn't help but step forward and rub it, then lick it.
Xiao Sheng slowly opened his eyes, his pupils emitting a faint green light in the darkness: "Rabbit, is my face kissable?"
Concept: Animals are human beings' best friends
