[Football] Captain, Are You Gay?

I suspect my captain is gay. First, he and his Phoenix male gay friend have a ridiculously good relationship. Second, he and the Polish striker have a ridiculously good relationship. Third, his butt is very perky. Really warped. It's really rare to see such a good person like the captain again. I don't want his identity as gay to ruin him so that he can no longer make cakes for me. So I say, Captain, I love you. The captain said, you are here again. I said, captain, please be more serious, I am confessing my feelings. The captain said, I understand, go and take your temperature. I didn't go, I calmly pretended that I wanted to forcefully kiss him. I hope the captain can find out that being gay is really scary and stop being gay. But the captain kissed me. *, Is the captain gay? Only a straight man would kiss his good brother who grew up wearing the same pair of pants without any grudges (although the captain only kissed my ear and not my mouth, but this is really weird, right). I have insomnia. *Actually, they are two scheming straight men *Let go of nonsense and leave it as it is. *Classic Bundesliga: Why did he kiss me? *Warning: Type of collection of retarded jokes, 0% plot/competition content + 100% character collapse content = this article Mission: Dortmund will never sink