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[A male blog post becomes a certain Tang post, is this right?
This is wrong, so Song Yucheng died.
He stayed up all night to catch up on a popular male channel about spiritual cultivation, but the male protagonist left the harem of three thousand beauties to have sex with his arch-rival villain? ! He couldn't take a breath, so this 24K pure straight man was furious.
When he opened his eyes again, he wore the book and bound the [Plot Correction System]. The mission is clear: to bring the world of male porn invaded by pure love back to the orthodox harem line, and then be able to resurrect and return home.
Song Yucheng sneered: That's it?
Unexpectedly, he missed the beginning and accidentally killed the hero's lifesaver Bai Yueguang.
The system was silent for a while: Do you want to fix the plot now? It can only be replaced by you dressed as a woman.
Song Yucheng gritted his teeth and put on his skirt: "Okay... You wait."
Then, the heroine of the original book died mysteriously and suddenly one after another, and the male protagonist Pei Han conquered a group of confidante, but in the end, Song Yucheng played all the roles.
What's even more terrible is that he has a special physique blessed by the God of Fun. The dying male protagonist bit his lip to draw blood. Not only did he rely on his blood to make a breakthrough, but he also directly triggered the snake clan's love period and became completely addicted to him.
It's over now.
The good Long Aotian should have swept across the three realms and be home to all the beauties, but now he is obsessed with only Song Yucheng, who has pretended to be countless heroines.
Later.
"Brother Yucheng, I love you."
"?" The original version of Song Yucheng, who was not wearing women's clothing, was full of questions, "Are you mistaken? If you like me, what will your wives do?"
"My wives, aren't they all you?" As soon as he finished speaking, the male protagonist leaned down and his hot breath fell on his collarbone.
Song Yucheng's pupils were shaking: When did my vest fall off? !
System Crazy Alert: The male protagonist's pure love is off the charts! The host has been completely locked!
Song Yucheng wanted to cry but had no tears: I just wanted to straighten the plot, but the male protagonist wanted to bend me.
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CP attributes: Straight men complaining about sex, Tang Monk meat, Flirting without knowing it, Flirting with Wang Shou
The level of cultivation in this article: Qi training - Foundation building - Golden elixir - Nascent Soul - Transformation of gods - Void training - Fusion - Mahayana - True Immortal - Golden Immortal - Taiyi - Daluo - Taozu
Demining this article:
The emotions are slow to warm up, and the light-hearted drama turns to drama, with some sourness and some sweetness.
The plot involving the girl's tool-humanization may cause discomfort, but it is a necessary plot. Sorry, these girls will have a happy ending in the end, so don't worry!
Readers who do not accept any of the above points should be careful. If you don't like it, please don't hurt me~
Note: In this world, attack and reception are both double C!
Advance receipt
Xie Xingzhou, the world praises the jade-faced Zhuge who has a vast ocean like the sea and hides the universe in his sleeves.
He traveled back in time with a wealth of modern knowledge, and vowed to create eternal peace in the troubled times where aristocratic families were running rampant and sycophants ruled.
Result——
The lord of the first life rebelled and suddenly confessed at the gate of the palace, saying that he wanted to return to his fiefdom to farm and retire.
The king of the second generation listened to the slander and insisted on going on a personal expedition, so he directly became a foreign student in the enemy's country.
Xie Xingzhou: I won't keep you company for those stupid things!
In the third life, he realized.
Damn your gentleness and elegance! I don't want to take advantage of the dragon anymore, I will raise my own dragon!
He pressed the little emperor who would be subjugated in the future in front of his desk and gestured at him with his fist as big as a sandbag: "Your Majesty, will you learn to be a wise king?"
The little emperor had a bruised nose and a swollen face: "Father, I will learn..."
Later, Jinluan Palace became his arena.
Yan Guan scolded him? He asked "Is your mother healthy?" And quoted from scriptures, which made the other party's blood flow to the heart.
The sycophant deceives the king? His ears are blown away, and he practices what it means to be loyal and unfaithful.
The general is disloyal? He took out the jade tablet and taught etiquette on the spot...
The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty: Living Yama!
The emperor on the dragon throne looked troubled: "My dear father, if you beat them, you can't beat me again..."
Until the night of the palace change, the blade was pointed at the throne.
The ministers thought that the domineering and powerful officials would eventually show their cowardice.
But he saw the always well-behaved little emperor gently protecting him behind him, holding a sharp sword, and there was only coldness in his eyes: "It's all your fault that I collapsed in front of my father-in-law."
Later historians recorded: The prosperous age began with Prime Minister Xie's pair of iron fists and ended with the emperor's partial favor and love for him.
It was night, the young king kissed the thin calluses of Xie Xingzhou's fingertips, and declared in a low voice: "The country belongs to me, and my father-in-law also belongs to me."
[The time traveler with explosive force value is attacked by the × White Cut Black Cultivation System Emperor Attack. In the new year, the two strong forces favor each other.
Purpose: Survival from desperate situation