[Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, the cunning princess & the outspoken and unruly general] (Currently revising the article)
After the 101st time he persuaded his romantic bestie to break up, Jiang Chun was chased by her domestically violent boyfriend and stabbed her through the door.
Good news: She didn't die, she became the most favored princess of Zhao Kingdom
Bad news: The original person dared to give the hero Proton an aphrodisiac and will be stabbed by an assassin three days later.
Jiang Chun: Run! Pack your luggage and run away with the carriage overnight!
System: It is detected that the host is about to leave the main plot - activate the soul-crushing mode!
Jiang Chun: System dad, I was wrong
In order to complete the life-saving mission issued by the system, and to deal with the cheating male and female protagonists of the original book, Jiang Chun had to keep an eye on his original enemy - General Huo Xiao.
At first, they looked like this:
In order to let Huo Xiao be his bodyguard on the day of his birthday party, Jiang Chun went to the military camp in person and flattered him: "Why don't you come to my birthday party for your brother's sake?"
The man curled his lips, half-smiling: "If the princess scores a goal, I will go to the banquet on time."
As a result, Jiang Chun was treated like a monkey by him on the court.
Afterwards, they look like this:
At the birthday banquet, the assassination came to an end, and Jiang Chun successfully passed the point of death. That night, Huo Xiao came to the door angrily with the imperial edict of marriage: "Princess, don't you know what it means to force a melon to be sweet?"
In order to tie Huo Xiao into his chariot, Jiang Chun stalked him: "I don't care if it's sweet or not, just think that what I'm twisting is a big bitter melon!"
In the end, Huo Xiao was so angry with Jiang Chun that he walked away.
Later, they looked like this:
Seeing that the girl was willing to put herself in danger to break the situation, Huo Xiao sneered and mocked: "The princess's name should not be Chun, but Stupid, extremely stupid Stupid!"
Thinking that Huo Xiao didn't feel pain in his back when he was standing and talking, Jiang Chun frowned and said, "Then General Huo's name shouldn't be Xiao, but Xiao!"
She wanted to say "small", but she felt that the damage was not enough, so she glanced down and smiled obscenely at the man: "Short, small, small!"
Later, one night when the red candles were out and the hibiscus tent was warm. Huo Xiao stood at the corner of the bed, breathing dangerously: "The princess scolded the minister earlier - short and small?"
Jiang Chun blushed and regretted: "General Huo is invincible in the world! I am blind and blind!"
#BoomerangAlthough late, it arrives
#The promised enemy, why did he fall in love first?
#About the fact that my words finally came back to me
Intention: Those who love to go out love to return
