Why Is He Alone?

[The column has an advance collection of "He Made Me Be Obedient". Please add it to your collection. Please read this in the next book~ It's a very funny campus article. The full text is 390,000 words long. Copywriting of this article The Flower of the High Mountain × The Affectionate Fishing System Zhou Xian closed and opened his eyes, then carried a big red flower cannon suitcase to a haunted place. While others were crying and moaning, Chi Yu was the only one who looked calm. Zhou Xian asked him: "Do you know where this is?" Chi Yu was innocent: "Why do you think I know?" Zhou Xian: "You are the most comfortable standing." Chi Yu: "I just accept my fate." Weekly letter. As a result, fifteen minutes later, he saw with his own eyes that this man disappeared into thin air leisurely. After a bloody battle, this man appeared again leisurely and out of thin air. Weekly limit: "..." He immediately folded the elimination lottery he had drawn and stabbed it on the side of Chi Yu's neck, threatening him to form a team with him. Chi Yu agreed and told him very willingly that if he turned the rusty ring he picked up on his hand three times, he could leave here for two hours. Zhou Xian thought he was acting in a positive and negative way. As a result, the next day, when Zhou Xian was forced to form a team alone to complete the next task due to violation of regulations, Chi Yu directly held his hand and secretly gave him a life-saving ring. Weekly limit: "?" Something's wrong, but I don't know what's wrong. Until later, Chi Yu told him seriously: "Actually, I have been secretly in love with you for ten years." Zhou Xian: That's right. ......... But it's getting weird. System:? System: [Take my parts to express your feelings to the players? ? ? Can you try it again? . [Copy 1] Abandoned school in the 1990s: Play games with the goat-headed man, find the goat-headed man's axe, and chop off the goat-headed man's limbs. [Copy 2] Ancient Western European Town: The true identity of the ghost daughter of the real and fake manor owner. Find out the true leader of the Cross Cult and execute him. [Copy 3] Paper Man Village: The paper man dots the eyes and burns the paper man of the dead newlyweds. [Copy 4] Modern cruise ship: infinite loop until the real culprit of the girl killed by polluted seawater is found. [Copy 5] Mount Olympus in Ancient Greece: Using human life to renew the divine heart. A human life keeps Cupid's heart beating for a day until Cupid's son's lies are revealed and Cupid is resurrected according to the system's mission. [Dungeon 6] Cabin in the Forest: The ring is scrapped, and the opposing camp is attacked by werewolves. Only one person can survive after the dungeon ends. [Copy 7] Superstitious Village: The core supervisory office sent the system to a dead end. All members were waiting for death. The NPCs in the villagers were burned. An old tragedy at the core of the system was discovered, and the outside world was united to break the system. 1. HE 2. If the golden finger is scrapped in the later stage, the system will severely target you for attacking and receiving. ————————————————————————— [[Copywriting of the follow-up article "Bring a rice cooker to school to try again"]] -The full text is 390,000 words long and has been carefully edited. Children, please feel free to collect it! -Unlucky young master×cold and poisonous tongue Copywriting 1 Chen Chu felt that he was mentally ill, so he played truth or dare with Cai Xinyuan and the others to draw cards. He had never won even once. On the first day of his sophomore year in high school, Chen Chen was forced to attend class wearing gloves made of black garbage bags. His new deskmate Shen Xingjin stared at his pink manicure that poked through the garbage bag all day long. He endures. On the second day of school, Chen Chen was forced to run around the entire teaching building wearing pink bow slippers. Shen Xingjin stared at his slippers all day long. He endures. On the third day of school, Chen Chen was forced to bring an old-fashioned large rice cooker into school and put it on the desk. Shen Xingjin... Stared at the big red flower for ten full minutes. Report:... I can't bear it anymore! He stood up angrily and slammed the table. ... Then under the watchful eyes of the whole class, he took a rice ladle, opened the lid of the rice cooker, gritted his teeth and asked Shen Xingjin: "Do you want to eat? I'll serve you some." Copywriting 2 Due to an accidental fall in his freshman year of high school, the unfortunate guy reported that he has been mentally ill ever since. As long as the young master studies hard, he will have a severe headache. The pain will make him grit his teeth and unable to breathe. He will be covered in cold sweat and he doesn't know what night it is. Moreover, the current medical technology can't find any problems. Until the beginning of his second year of high school, his deskmate gave him a candy. He said that he was dizzy and unconscious, and he took it out and stuffed it into his mouth. The symptoms subsided quickly and the expected headache did not come. It's so evil. Report picked up the candy bag. No production date, no production approval logo, no ingredient list, nothing. Chen Su narrowed his eyes and looked at Shen Xingjin: "... Where did this thing come from?" Shen Xingjin glanced at him condescendingly and said quietly: "It's made in an underground laboratory. The ingredients are unknown. I don't know if it will eat people." Report: 120! 120! 120! ! ! ! ! ! Later, Chen Su put down his pretense as a young master and asked Shen Xingjin, "Do you still have some candy? Help." "Yes." Shen Xingjin lowered his eyes, clasped the side of Chen Chen's face with his left hand, pressed his lower lip with his thumb, and said softly, "Ask me, and I'll give it to you." Copywriting 3 After seven years abroad, the first thing I did when I returned home was to be willing to be cheated. A friend asked him: "You have a boyfriend just two days after returning to China? Who is he?" Chen said: "Yesterday I brought back the handsome guy from the company who you felt was very pitiful." The friend's eyes widened: "My poor handsome guy?? Didn't he lie to you for money? Why did he suddenly become your boyfriend again? Did he confuse you with his sweet words again?" Chen Su replied calmly: "I was defrauded of tens of millions and he couldn't afford to pay it back, so I just agreed with my life." Friend:? It's a bit casual to let a liar commit himself to you... He felt that the handsome guy might want to make tens of millions more and run away. But the report doesn't seem to matter, and if you look at that handsome face every day... It's really not a loss. The friend asked again: "What if he runs away?" Chen Shu's hand paused and said without any fluctuations: "If you dare to run, your legs will be broken." "I'll go..." Thinking of the handsome guy's poor hands yesterday, his friend's voice became a little weaker. He stared at Chen Chen's face, "Where is he now?" "My home." "Oh..." It turned out to be a prisoner... Locked up. No wonder he wasn't brought to the company. The boss of a listed company fell in love with a liar and couldn't let go. Well... "Finn, it turns out you like to play forced sex," his friend laughed and gave him a thumbs up, "It's exciting enough." Copywriting 4 After being separated for seven years, I had already made a vow not to return to China. However, because the company was officially listed in Beijing, I was forced to return to Beijing permanently. On the day he returned to China, he learned that Shen Xingjin was already a star professional e-sports player who became famous at a young age and was worth hundreds of millions. The cool-tongued young man led his team through all the obstacles, winning numerous trophies and creating a new dynasty. His brother told Chen Chen that in the past seven years, Shen Xingjin had been asking him about Chen Chen's life abroad, but asked him to keep it secret. The night before Shen Xingjin retired, Chen Weiqing asked him in tears: "My life abroad is not good at all, why don't you come to me." Shen Xingjin hugged him and said in a hoarse voice: "In the past few years, I have gone to the consulate every offseason, but every time I applied for a visa, I was rejected. I can't sneak over." "Which visa officer?" Chen Su frowned and sobbed, "I'll stop him tomorrow." "It's not okay," Shen Xingjin pecked up from the corner of his lips, kissed him to the corners of his eyes, and coaxed him in a low voice, "They have diplomatic immunity." 1. He, double clean. 2. It's really funny. If it's not funny, hit me. 3. Please, baby, please click and add it to your collection. Intention: Never give up