Aren't You Selling CP? How Can You Really Confess Your Love?

The cool and violent beauty boy band's main dancer Shou × the captain's attack with a series of love brain teases In order to make money, Xiao Jing takes any job and talks about anything, even signing a five-year CP contract with the captain who can't help but peacocking and talking nonsense when seeing him to sell CP to increase the popularity. The mess of characters collapsed again and again, but only the most outrageous person, Captain Jingjiu's underground lover, was the most stable. Until three years later, when the boy band disbanded and everyone went their separate ways, Xiao Jing, the most controversial person in the group with numerous negative fans, had no external affairs. Xiao Jing doesn't care. Because he finally doesn't have to face Jing Jiu's face every day, be pestered by him countless times every day, and listen to his sour love words! He is a straight man! But the captain of "Killing a Thousand Swords", who was living a good life after the disbandment, suddenly became mad and insisted on taking him on a variety show with him, and continued to speculate in CP with him to make money. Xiao Jing:...? Jing Jiu rubbed the back of his neck, opened his hand to show the thickness, "This is the amount of the reward." Xiao Jing: Well, then again, this holiday is not mandatory. Therefore, they turned the rural farming variety show into a sweet love variety show Jing Jiu was so cool in the variety show that he took the orange-flavored lollipop from Xiao Jing's mouth and put it in his mouth, "Ah Jing, you really don't want to fall in love with me or have sex with me? I'm such a handsome person... It's a pity to miss him. There is no shop like mine in my village." Xiao Jing, who was used to being teased, still had a cold face and said softly: "I'm not interested in men." Jing Jiu smiled ruthlessly, put the tip of his tongue against his cheek, and changed the position of the lollipop, "Okay, then I'll change my gender. A Jing, do you like women? Shemales?" Xiao Jing: "I like humans and animals." Jingjiu had an idea and lured the person in front of him: "Ajing, you may think that I look like a human, but I am a tiger." It is so real and exaggerated that passers-by would curse industrial saccharin while eating it to death. Xiao Jing was lamenting Jing Jiu's efforts in selling CP, but in the end, he seriously confessed to him that he was a good captain who stayed up late every day to read fanfiction and memorize CP lyrics in order to sell CP. Xiao Jing: "I regard you as my brother, but you really want to sleep with me..." Jing Jiu was even more confused: "How truly I love! How true and sincere! Do I have the face of a scumbag who is very fancy, very playful, and very obsessed with money!" At the same time, crazy fans on the Internet are also saying: "You two should be together, I will be responsible for the move from the Civil Affairs Bureau, just think it's for me." —— Reading guide [Self-protection against lightning]: Double cleansing, new year micro s0m1 There is a live barrage Gong is unrestrained in his pursuit of ideas and is crazy throughout, while Shou is still doting on her despite feeling perverted. The story of two love brains The content is unrealistic, and the characters have no prototypes. Everything paves the way for the protagonist's emotional line. Don't substitute reality Purpose: Life is hard, but we must be positive