*The short story coded before signing the contract has filled in the pitfalls left by "direct publication" due to mistakes in pre-acceptance (it feels like the average newbie clicks once wrongly_(:з∠)_), and the obsessive-compulsive disorder of not allowing pitfalls to appear on the homepage = =. If there is a baby who is interested, the library can be expanded to 8w+(≧v≦)
Purely abstract product! ! ! Every word is exaggerated, every sentence is convulsive and hilarious. Inspired by the fact that Italians don't eat pineapple pizza (just like we don't eat chocolate-filled xiao long bao).
Gloomy romance novelist (attack) x Scrooge pizza delivery boy (victim)
The story takes place in Naples, the home of pizza in Italy.
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Business line version:
Yu Huihui, a small-town gold-medal essayist and a laborer who works diligently and scratches his way to earn enough money to earn his first million, start a business and become rich, and his happy life is about to begin. He choked to death while eating a pineapple pizza, and was reborn in the body of a little pizza delivery boy in Naples, Italy, where garbage was everywhere.
In a city with one of Italy's highest crime rates, food delivery is a risky business. After finally going through three disasters with the original owner's body, Yu Huihui half-moved to get revenge on the God of Pizza and make money, and got on the right track by selling exotic pizzas. However, because he and Cai Ang happened to encounter a bizarre murder, the money-making plan was shattered.
However, giving up is impossible! Yu Huihui, the little pizza prince, is a staunch supporter of pineapple pizza, hoping to get rich and reach the top of his life!
Emotional version:
In ancient times, there was a god who was in charge of pizza. He does not allow pineapple pizza to exist in the world.
Those who lift the pineapple pizza will be injured, those who sniff the pineapple pizza will be killed, and those who eat the pineapple pizza will be beheaded.
In Naples, where everyone is frightened by the news of pineapple pizza, Yu Huihui commits a crime against the odds. But there is always a time when the boat capsizes. One day, Yu Huihui was threatened by Cai Ang with a pen: "Cry for me, or I will tell all Italians that you eat pineapple pizza!"
Yu Huihui burst into tears in fear.
Wait, why is it that the more you cry, the more excited you become?
Food Guide
1. 1V1, double clean, he;
2. Feeling: Because the original owner of the body is a crying bag, it is a walking irrigation machine;
3. Gong likes to watch Shou cry to get inspiration.
Screenshot of the copy will be archived on 2025.9.21
Intention: If fate strangles my neck, I will give it a kick.