Human Feeding Guide

[Anti-routine articles on raising furry pets] [Maine Coon cat owners attack & human pets suffer] Yu Yang, a purebred Chinese male human, is 20 years old. He was abandoned by his parents and grew up in an orphanage. He couldn't find a job and was extremely poor. Faced with reality, he chose to give in and follow the government's policy to go to the orc world to lie down and become a pet. The pet store manager looked at his beautiful short naturally curly hair and his big, round eyes and immediately labeled him "cute"—— So Yu Yang came to the glass display window, bared his teeth and forced out a smile. The sharp tiger teeth flashed coldly, successfully scaring away all the customers. The store manager's eyes darkened, he lowered the price specifically for him, and tried to persuade him to act cute and docile, but he still let him stay in the pet store for three full months. Yu Yang himself thought that he might not be able to sell it, but he didn't expect that on an ordinary noon, an orc with a cold temperament in formal clothes came to his window. Yu Yang and the orc looked at each other, and by some strange combination of circumstances, he took the initiative to act cute and yelled at the other person: "Hello, brother~" Then he gained a master. The owner's name is Mo Jingcheng, a Maine Coon orc who is noble, rational and a complete elite. Yu Yang was very satisfied with this master, and her initial plan was to continue pretending to be good so as to stay with him. But I didn't expect that on the first day I followed him home, I heard him calling his friends, saying that he would not support Yu Yang for the rest of his life, and that he would send him away after using him to replenish his spiritual power! The shadow of being abandoned came to mind, and Yuyang broke the jar and threw it - OK! You want to use me to interact with me to replenish your mental power, right? I won't let you get what you want! Destroying furniture, being picky about food, and ignoring their owners... How to behave as a "rebellious" pet in the original world? Yu Yang followed the cat's example and swore to go against the instructions in the "Human Breeding Guide" to the death. To his surprise, Mo Jingcheng chose to tolerate all of his behaviors, and would even squat in front of him after he finished biting the furniture and ask him if his teeth hurt. Hateful! Not only is it unable to prevent the opponent from replenishing his mental power, but his heart is also deceived! After all, he was going to be abandoned, so Yu Yang chose to run away first. Unexpectedly, when they met again, Mo Jingcheng had entered a manic stage and was delirious. His master, who had always been calm and self-possessed, actually clung to him tightly, showing a fragile and paranoid look, repeating in his ear: "Wife, don't leave, wife... Don't leave me..." -- After resolving their misunderstanding and living together with Mo Jingcheng, Yu Yang accidentally mentioned the "Hello brother" he shouted when they first met. He stuck out his tongue in embarrassment and said that his shouting was awkward, but it actually moved Mo Jingcheng. The handsome orc who had become his lover hugged him and denied it. "It's not because of the words "brother is good", but before you found me, I saw you sitting in the room eating lunch, cursing and picky about your food. The light in the room was stiff and pale, but you were so lively and lively. At that time, I had already decided to buy you." [Fake cold and rational, really paranoid, doting father-type wife slave attack (Mo Jingcheng) & fake rebellious and willful, really sensitive and eager to be loved, little pitiful one (Yu Yang)] tips: 1. Attack does not really mean abandoning the subject 2. Both the introduction and the main text contain the use of terms such as "wife" to refer to women, please proceed with caution. 3. It's just a brainless cookie. Any logical illogicalities are due to my lack of writing skills. Just enjoy reading it! ! Intention: Cats are good, people are good