
What Kind of Article Is This? Believe It or Not, the Lightning King Will Kill You!
虐什么文,信不信闪电大王劈死你啊!
by Cheese Mushrooms (芝士草菇)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Source
- JJWXC
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The abuse system 377 encountered the biggest Waterloo in life All evil begins with his weak, pitiful, helpless but very edible super male host Three days ago, when the abuse system came to our door, The exiled young evil god is squatting in the Orientation Hall of the Central Military Academy, having an immersive meal [Tongzi said: You are naturally beautiful. You are an aristocratic young master from a remote galaxy. You have superior bloodline and excellent figure. [Unfortunately, this is a word-of-mouth novel that is popular all over the Internet. It is full of blood and rotten cucumbers. Before the plot begins, you are facing annulling the engagement, wiping the cloth, and forcibly taking away a dragon. Uh... Wait... What are you doing? But who cares, it's rare to encounter a top-notch host with a rating of 3s+, so of course you have to strike first! - Until the plot begins, The huge lightning spiritual body behind the handsome host uttered a whimper and silenced the fiancé who was talking nonsense, almost refining it on the spot. Abuse system:? The fiancé who was beaten into mango pits:? ? The young evil god with a long reflex arc slowly tilted his head: Ah, me... Me? (Chew Chew Chew) But his words are so unpleasant (Chew Chew Chew) Bah bah... It's a bit unpleasant (Chew Chew Chew) Only then did it discover———— [Host Race: Cloud Lightning [Characteristics: 100% martial arts talent, the only biological son certified by Heaven (potential index ★★★★★☆) [Disadvantages: The ultimate big stomach eater] [Life Creed: It's the first time to live, I'm in a hurry, what is this? Take a bite, ah, take a bite, my friend, it's Gazot's food^_^] Tongzi, who has made up his mind to do something big:? ! ? ! Damn it! It's a pity that the sadistic system works hard during the day to earn energy, and at night it transforms into a group of octopuses to catch monsters, and it also has to find time to feed the host who will freeze without sweets. But soon, the system realized the value of the host specifically asking if food and accommodation would be included before binding———— - In order to catch up with the free lunch distributed by the school every day, the crown prince tried to rob him by force. The host turned the wallpaper upside down and was beaten eight times in an alley in three minutes. He was beaten to the point where he was forced to use a wheelchair. For the lifetime free trial service kindly provided by the Stars Chamber of Commerce, the host, who originally lacked interest, exploded in the entrance test and jumped three levels on the spot, becoming the only super genius with full spiritual power in the Federation in the past thousand years. In order to avenge the potato fields sacrificed by the insect invasion, the host fought all the way from the Hurricane Fortress to the Zerg capital, including dozens of sharks and high-level Zerg, just to make the Zerg young master kneel down and apologize. Even so, people who climbed up the pole to pay for the host's meal still came one after another. The imperial family, the federal government, and the rebels are obviously on the same page, but together with the First Central Research Institute, they issue a global official document and hold a gourmet contest to publicly select the host's concubine! The loyal believers of the evil god expressed their opinions [Your Excellency Qiuxu is the greatest savior! [As for who caused the crisis? [Oh, that's not important, let's shout loudly, you are the best! A system where a poor man would like to break his penny in half to spend it to buy a hamburger for the host:? Qnmlgbdnm On the day of the audition, when all the cabbages were defeated one after another, their sadistic heart value increased by 10,000 points overnight. The abuse system suddenly understood on the spot: No matter how you brush it, no one said you can't brush KPI in reverse! ! ! - #This article is also known as #Thank you, the evil god is learning to be a human being every day #InterstellarAbusive article, but a speed pass drama... The plot is three and a half minutes! #If you don't understand people's words, I also understand a little bit about two-point punches. #As long as you are willing to treat me to 1,000 burgers, we will be the best friends in the world! - #Please, interstellar age, what happened to polyandry? #Adults' choices are of course required # Regardless of your black, blue, red, make them all yellow for me #Anyone who doesn't take the initiative to explode gold coins for his wife is not a good lover. #Inferiority is the best medical beauty treatment for men! #Let us shout loudly, flash the door! ! Intention: Sunshine upward, positive energy!

