Tang Haoyu and I are childhood sweethearts.
He is very attractive, and he often uses me as a shield in order to reject the crazy pursuit of girls from all walks of life.
In my senior year of high school, a transfer student named Li Jichen came to my class. He frequently spread his tail in front of me like a peacock.
One day, I was interrupted from solving the problem and said to him angrily: "The person I like is Tang Haoyu, please don't bother me anymore."
The next day, Tang Haoyu walked into the classroom with a bald head. He returned to his seat and looked at me with his chin in his hands. When he saw me turning around, he immediately gave me a wink.
Intention: How can a descendant from heaven defeat a bamboo horse?