Bi Yesheng, a double major in finance and computer science, is a recent graduate of both majors. He has had three internship experiences in large factories, won four national first prizes in A-level competitions, and won school-level scholarships for four years.
She has excellent grades, excels in competitions, excels in internships, is generous and decent, but she cannot find a job.
Interviewer: The quality of students nowadays is getting worse and worse. If the school hadn't asked us to recruit in the fall, would they have had the opportunity to meet us?
Bi Yesheng submitted thousands of resumes, but they were all thrown into the talent pool - the trash can.
Bi Yesheng was singled out by a bunch of rubbish companies, and was forced to take a written test + AI interview + five rounds of interviews. A bachelor's degree earns 30 yuan a day, and is also required to look forward to the future lyrically.
Interviewer: Do you have any future career plans for the job of picking up trash?
Bi Yesheng: What future can there be for picking up trash?
Interviewer: What is your salary expectation?
Bi Yesheng: Can you give me 10,000 yuan per day and 3.65 Million yuan per year including food and accommodation?
Interviewer: If you were given a goal of one million, how many years of garbage do you think it would take you to complete it based on your ability?
Bi Yesheng: I don't want to pick up trash!
Intention: I wish everyone to receive the offer as soon as possible
