
Hostess, Thank You for the Invitation, It's Already Done.
女主,谢邀,已摆烂
by Luo Chengying (萝澄萦)
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After Bu Yao traveled through time, he experienced family fights, heirlooms, palace fights, and the loss of his husband at a young age. Finally, he was alone in the world and enjoyed boundless loneliness. As a result, the long-awaited system arrived. System: Congratulations to the host for binding the cold-faced underwear system. You only need to wear cold-faced underwear for men, the emperor's best, and you can get... Huh? Where is the emperor? Dead? Rebirth! Bu Yao: Human words? Once reborn, Bu Yao returned to the time before she left the court. What kind of house fight, quit! What's the matter of seizing a legitimate son? Oh, I haven't married yet, so what's the point of seizing someone if I haven't married? There is no such thing as a palace fight if you don't enter the palace. Bu Yao's front foot was broken, and the back foot system sent her a man to assist. System: Quick, this is the future champion, you just need to... Bu Yao ate and wiped everything clean and burped. Future No. 1 Scholar: When I become successful, I will never let the girl down. The system does not believe in evil and sends another one after another. System: What's going on? Didn't I ask her to wash men's underwear in the cold chain? Why is it the other way around? As a result, even the emperor... The system is out of service! System: I want you to wash your underwear coldly for the emperor, not for the emperor to wash your underwear coldly! Bu Yao: Emperor, the most noble person in the world, isn't he worthy? Emperor: I am so important to her! Bu Yaos: Look at my words, how do I get a man to wash my face and my underwear? That's right, a system with a heart higher than the code and a life thinner than the soul will wash its underwear with a cold face~ The emperor was reborn as a prince. Bu Yao was unhappy with me in her previous life, but I will let her go free in this life. Why can a useless scholar make her smile, but I can't. Why, a reckless man who only knows how to wield swords and guns can ride the same horse with her, but I can't. Why... Why is it that everyone can do it, but I can't! In my previous life, I thought you were cold-natured, but I didn't expect that you just didn't love me. Finally, Bu Yao discovered him who had been spying secretly. Bu Yao: Your Majesty, are you also reborn? That's great! Do you want to join our big family? Bu Yao waved her hand, and those standing behind her were all the pillars of the future country. Emperor: I want the throne, and I also want Bu Yao. Bu Yao: You are mine, and your empire is mine too! In this life, Bu Yao not only wants to dominate the country, but also has beautiful men to himself. Small theater Bu Yao: It's only five roots. There are still seven days in a week. It's still a bit short. System: There are six. You forgot about the former emperor who was mining and was deposed by you. Bu Yao: Oh~ that's still one less. System (shy): Can I? The system transformed into a little puppy. Bu Yao's eyes lit up. There was no such model in this illustrated book, and it didn't show on his face: It was still a little bit worse. The system brought Bu Yao's hand under her body: I can unite both of them Bu Yao: Get out! The system was beaten up and cried: Don't you like it? You can pinch my whole body as you please~ Half a month later, there were rumors in Beijing that the new emperor would change his favorites every day. Bu Yao: It's so funny, how can anyone refuse the face-pinching game in ancient times when there was nothing! Reading Guide 1. Does not include palace fights and house fights in the traditional sense 2. Female competition = women competing for their own interests 3. Hanxiong Jing Shura Field 4. All men must be clean, both physically and mentally, and any dog that passes by must be clean. 5. Han is reborn, the heroine and the emperor must be reborn, the others are unknown Intention: Change your way of living and live a better life!