How to Be an Idol in an Ancient Military Camp?

Because the human race was on the diet of many races, the human race was forced to go to war with them. However, the large gap in strength caused the human race to suffer repeated defeats, lose their fighting spirit, and was about to be exterminated. In order to rekindle the fighting spirit of the human race and maintain the conservation of energy in this world, the Shuttle Bureau specially sent a guy who was said to have strong business ability to assist the local system in completing tasks. Good news: It's an idol Bad news: The limbs are inactive, the grains are developed, the ears are tone-deaf, the limbs are twisted, the singing sounds like a cracked gong, and the dancing sounds like an amputated zombie. Hengpi: Eat whatever you want without leaving anything behind, and do whatever you can't do. System 995: "... So someone like you can still make a debut? Why!" Xue Ning'an: "Don't worry about it. If I can do it once, I can do it a second time. I just want to ask you, do you have enough food?" 995: "(⊙_O)Control?" If you want to succeed in your mission, you must first gain visibility. On the battlefield, the fastest way is to kill the enemy bravely. The method is as follows: 1. Lead a team to attack the enemy camp at night, and then... 995: "Stop, don't take the black and red route. It's illegal for you to kill them in advance like this. Why did you really go back... Wait?!" The next day, 995 fell silent as he looked at the alien soldiers who had been woken up eight times a night by someone who had hidden them in various corners. 2. Alien troops came to the city, Xue Ning'an led his troops to surrender to the enemy in full view, and then... 995: "Stop, stop, how can you surrender to the enemy? This is too disrespectful. Where do you put your mission...!" Xue Ning'an led a dance performance in the middle of the night. The movements were too abstract. The leader of the alien race thought that the Necrons were taking the opportunity to take revenge. He abandoned his armor and withdrew his troops overnight. He was made dumplings by the human warriors who had been waiting outside the city for a long time. 3. After the first two lessons, the opponent thought she was a rare scourge and captured her for their own use. However, within half a month, she was driven out by several sallow-looking foreign soldiers. The war started again. The human race effortlessly won a complete victory, and Xue Ning'an became very popular for a time. 995 Is curious: "What did you do this time?" Xue Ning'an held his rice bucket and ate hard: "I really didn't do much this time. I just emptied their eight granaries. They are a bunch of stingy people." 995 Melancholy: "Do you still remember your original career? You are an idol!" Xue Ning'an: "What's wrong, eating, drinking, singing and dancing, am I not good at anything? Do you want me to add a RAP? Don't embarrass me, I won't bet!" 995: "Lower! Lower your voice! Isn't this so glorious!" 995 Is worried every day that the personality of its host idol will overturn, take the controversial black-red route, and fail the mission, and has been waiting for that day to come, and the result is waiting, waiting, waiting... Waiting for the liberation of the entire human race, waiting for the worship of the entire continent, waiting for Xue Ning'an to unlock one after another legendary achievements that no one has ever obtained before—— [People first, life first] The mission ended perfectly. 995 Wrote a summary report with the general system with a deep look on his face: Dear Mr. General System: System No. 995 Strongly recommends that the next time idols are introduced, please focus on checking their moral issues. Otherwise, why would 995 always have the illusion that aliens are the ones who need help? Sincerely salute System 995, which is still somewhat confusing so far [Lightning protection: 1. In the early stage, women dress up as men, and in the mid-term, they lose their horses. During this period, they will wear more than one vest, both for men and women. 2. An abstract funny article 3. The heroine is not weak at the beginning, and will become the strongest and most awesome in the universe later on. 4. There is a male protagonist, a arrogant male mother, and a cold-faced underwear-washing version. 5. Don't scold the heroine, except whoever she wants to scold, but if she scolds me too much (such as rising family members) I will delete the comment] Intention: The sublimity of life lies in its instinct to be born toward the light, rather than its shape and strength.