My profession is "the man behind the protagonist", or "the man behind the protagonist" for short. The "Master and Queen Man" is invincible in any work, so my ability is naturally "invincible". How lonely it is to be invincible~
Due to the request of my superiors, this time I was born in a comic with a serious theme. The protagonist (that is, my new boss) is a bitter and hateful black bird, darker than me, "Black Mr. Wayne"!
Seeing as he is rich, has big breasts, a big butt, and a pair of drowning blue eyes, I can work for him for free.
Bathing, changing clothes, feeding, heating, coaxing to sleep, driving, beating bad guys, doing work, repairing equipment...
I can even handle mobile game hosting!
Where can I find an excellent cow and horse like me? (Proudly akimbo. Jpg)
However, one day Mr. Wayne suddenly made a request that I had never heard of before: he wanted to blow my mouth.
This, this, this...
This is not possible! I don't have that organ! It can't be done!
Mr. Wayne, please don't come any closer——
A certain cat with black smoke escaped at the speed of light, while the other black cat with black ears touched its chin, thinking about the "title" above the other person's head that suddenly turned pink and grew endlessly:
(Pink) [Okay, okay, okay, kiss me quickly, okay, okay, okay, okay...].
Um? It turns out it's not frigidity.
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The spirit behind Bruce is a black ghost wrapped in strips of cloth. It is more capable than Alfred, but it barely speaks.
Occasionally, strange words will appear on its head. At first, it is a garbled code that cannot be recognized by the naked eye, and then black words or phrases will appear intermittently.
Like [idiot], [nasty carbon-based creature], [hopeless paranoid], just like "titles".
After a while, the "titles" that appeared on the head of the spirit behind him changed to "The best black paint in the world", "I really want to hug you", "Look at me", and the colors became richer.
Maybe the "title" of the spirit behind it is evolving?
When Bruce tried to touch its head, it bent down obediently, its shoulders shrank slightly with the frequency of being touched, and the "title" floating on its head actually turned bright pink.
(Bright Pink) [Don't Stop].
Oh... Bruce slowly understood everything.
[Information before reading]
1. Probably because there is no Bat Family. I don't know how to write group portraits for fear of overturning.
2. The protagonist is not a human being and can be understood as a stand-in messenger composed of black particles. It's not a fanfic of "Asian", it's just based on IBM's settings. If the article is tagged "Asian", it will be assigned to the second dimension, so I didn't type it.
3. The matching is perfect, the private settings are numerous, OOC blames me. Due to IBM's settings, matching can be said to be narcissus to a certain extent. There are certain differences between the tone of the copywriting and the main text, so pay attention to distinguish them.
4. It should be a light-hearted drama. I want to write a mindless story, in which each other is attacked by a strange combination of circumstances.
5. I will add others as I think of them.
The first version of the copy was first published on October 17, 2025. It has been screenshotted and archived. It can be revised at any time before the text is published, and the core message remains unchanged.
Purpose: Ability is a blessing