
Why Does the Snake Keep Making Noises?
蛇为什么一直响
by Carp (锦上鲤)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 239k Words
- Chapters
- 65
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeLove Story
- POVTop-Lead (Gong)
- Age18+
- Absurd Comedy
- Soft Spot
- Supernatural
- Sweet Story
- Urban
- Wealthy Family
Synopsis
Xiang Wei is a rattlesnake spirit, and his egg disappeared on the day he transformed. In order to find eggs, he left the forest alone. On a rainy night, Xiang Wei knocked on the door of the villa, soaked all over. A man in a wheelchair with a gloomy expression looked at him indifferently. "Hello, can you return my eggs to me?" Xiang Wei pointed to the house following the smell and asked politely. —— It is well known in the upper circles of City A that Shen Jiyue, the head of the Shen family, is ruthless and ruthless, but he loves crawling pets. On a rainy day, a handsome young man lived in the Shen family's old house, where outsiders dared not set foot. Some say he is a canary. Shen Jiyue thought at first that this was a little liar who loved to lie, and she pointed at his snake eggs and said they were hers, but later she realized that he was not a little liar, but a little blind man. The little blind man who only recognizes smells but not faces. After bringing Xiang Wei back for the nth time after following a stranger who smelled the same perfume, Shen Jiyue found another hobby, acquiring perfume companies. The purpose of the birth of X'S Perfume Research Institute is to produce a perfume with a unique smell. * In the dead of night, a pair of white calves that had been unable to move due to injuries would slowly wrap around a cold tail, dyeing Shen Jiyue's cold white skin a deep red. His young lover leaned forward quietly, putting her ear against his heart, listening to his accelerated heartbeat and gasping for breath over and over again. [Slow and face-blind* Frequent inability to understand people's words* Apathy and coldness* Long mouth does not ask for double standards] A dull snake needs a guiding lover🥰 * Small Theater 1: After Shen Jiyue realized that she fell in love with Xiang Wei, she made many love pursuit strategies, suppressed her impatient desire, weaved a giant soft net, and slowly wrapped him. Finally, after raising both the blind and unrecognizable Xiang Wei and the newly hatched snake in the egg to recognize him, he carefully prepared a grand confession. After the confession was successful, the young lover happily said to him: "Then let's lay eggs!" Shen Jiyue nodded lightly with red earlobes, thinking that this was a sweet talk between their pet lovers. Until a cold tail suddenly wrapped around his calf in his pants. ? Tail? ! * Small Theater 2: Xiang Wei learned a lot about raising children in the human world. For example, children should not be allowed to lose at the starting line. So when Shen Jiyue came back in the evening, she saw Xiang Wei seriously reading the pinyin he had learned over an egg... Little Theater 3: After the egg hatched, like every parent of a baby snake, Xiang Wei's cell phone photo album was filled with photos of baby snakes. With a little snake spitting out snake letters wrapped around his finger, he pointed to the book on his phone and asked Shen Jiyue: "Can our baby be a child model?" Small Theater 4: "Baby, come here." Xiang Wei said to the snake baby. The next second, two pairs of eyes, one brown and one black, looked over at the same time. Reading guide: ★Snake attacks, people suffer, double arrows are sweet, extreme party control, be careful when entering ★The origin of the meme was when I saw a rattlesnake with its cubs. It felt very cute and contrasting, so I wrote the copy on a whim. The setting is that Gong likes to raise cubs (really *snake babies). In the copy, there is a reason why Gong appears in the forest, and Gong can also pick up eggs ❤️ ★The copy has been screenshot on 2025.10.27 Pre-collection of "After the Old-Fashioned Gong is Tangled Up by a Yandere", please collect it Old-fashioned boss x dark and sick college student //Healthy relationships are important, but abnormal relationships are really delicious// Tansu admits that she cannot raise children. This is not something worth mentioning. It was not until today that my boyfriend's brother confessed to him, and he realized that he seemed to have raised a crooked person. The unruly child put away his explosive thorns when they first met, and pretended to be well-behaved in front of Tanxu for three years. Even when the other party smiled and said they loved each other, Tanxu just thought that the young man was in a belated rebellious period, and mistook admiration for admiration. "You can't like your brother's boyfriend." Tan Xu stopped signing, frowned, raised his head, and said seriously to the young man in front of him. "Pei Ran, 800-word review, completed tonight." All deviant behavior comes from insufficient discipline. —— Why are you so nice to me? Do you like my brother that much? Do you like him so much that even though he has been dead for three years, you are still willing to support his brother? He gives care, money and companionship, but is stingy with love. But I just want your love. Look at me look at me look at me look at me. Pei Ran fell in love with her brother's former boyfriend, a "guardian" who had raised him for three years. He didn't know when he fell in love with Tan Xu. After realizing it, he couldn't take his eyes away from Tan Xu. He was no longer satisfied with this kind of relationship separated by another person. After exposing my true nature, I was reprimanded, taught hard, and punished. A little more, a little more, and a little more, giving me a little more gentle emotions. Talk, talk, talk, give me some more personal emotions that don't belong to Pei An's brother. Pei Ran lowered his head to hide the redness in his eyes, looking docile, and listened to the questioning voice in his ears, his heart beating like a drum. So close, he quietly moved his fingers and met the sweetheart he thought about day and night. ... "I like you." "My brother has been dead for three years, what kind of boyfriend are you?" "I look the same as him, who were you thinking about when you kissed me?" "I was wrong. Talk about it. You can deal with me or punish me." —— Small theater: Tan Xu found a box in Pei Ran's room, and everything in it had his traces, including the diary with his name written all over it. "Tansu, you like Pei Ran." Pei Ran hugged his waist and emphasized for the 101st time like a brainwash. "Little madman." Tan Xu put down the diary filled with a lot of selfish desires and looked at him with lowered eyebrows. "Well, Madman likes you." Purpose: Love allows us to grow together




I want to see a side story where humans and snakes switch species! Lively and beyond human ✗ Cold and calm snake
Good guy. . The Dog Emperor is so sweet at this moment, damn, I'm shaken again
It feels very reasonable. After all, humans can't recognize the difference between snakes (unless they are different species). It's so normal for snakes to be face-blind to humans.
Cm small theater is so interesting
The misunderstanding that Xiao Wei is a Miao boy has deepened! (It feels like everyone in Miao territory is like a snake)
[Bite the handkerchief] Vision looks proud of the snake with arms akimbo and the person fanning and praising him. So cute xql This family exists because of you, little snake (will the baby survive if he eats too much?
Little snake, you are going to be tricked into getting married [poor]
Shp is assisting seriously
Once Upon a Time played automatically in my mind
Crazy looking forward to the next chapter!
[Let me be healthy] It's so sweet, it's just one step away
Hahahahahahahahaha
Good! Then you will be together [hug]
[Touching head] xql, please stay happy forever
I read the book "The Devil" again a few years later and I still like it very much. It relieves stress very much and gives me a sense of freedom and refreshment in living my life no matter what. I hope the author will continue to work hard and write articles of this type [rose][rose][rose]
It's so cute, it's so cute, it's so cute. I wish you a happy marriage and never be separated. I want to see the extra story about Snake and little Shenif growing up together!
[Touch the head] After scattering the flowers, the snake and the man can go on living happily like this! It's a very pleasant reading experience. I laughed all the time. In summary, snakes are so cute and people love to love them [poor]. Although it is positioned as a silly and sweet story, some unreasonable settings and plots are diluted by the snake's inhumanity. The setting of the alien is to have this kind of "unhuman" place to poke people (but the villain plot is indeed light and brainless, but I don't think it is a shortcoming in this article. The character of the snake is not just "silly and sweet" and "naturally stupid". In fact, at the end, I still feel that Snake doesn't quite understand what love is. Maybe it's because I already had love in my previous life, so I didn't describe too much how to fall in love with someone in this life. But there is one sentence that can fully describe it: "Are you in love with Shen Jiyue?" "What is that?" "You and Shen Jiyue will always be together, always accompany and support each other, and hug each other when you are unhappy. When you are happy, share every moment of your mood, treat the other person as your only one, do you have to trust the other person no matter what?" "But that's how we are." [Hug] Mr. Shen is really a lover who is super good at coaxing snakes and can empathize with others. With a pair of eyes that can spot the bright spots, no wonder you can be the boss! (No tyrant. Every time I see the fancy snake, I will be heartbroken [biting the handkerchief]. The teacher's kaomojis are really super cute and sweet.
I really like reading articles easily like this.