[Beautiful temperament, soft-spoken, sharp-tongued, quick-tempered hands × cold and cruel, don't get close to strangers, don't fall in love, have a clingy brain and attack]
The oak tree is dead.
Good news: She's alive again, and she's even been featured in male videos.
Bad news: It's not the protagonist, but the cannon fodder that the heroine randomly found as a substitute to escape from marriage. She married the cannon fodder male lead who was exiled by the whole family at the beginning and was destined to live in disgrace.
What's even more fatal is that the life extension system bound to him allows him to complete the slap in the face task within 1 minute, otherwise he will die.
Shang Pingqiu raises his hand and performs a set of silky small combos.
From then on, in order to survive, Shang Pingqiu always slapped people but never spoke politely. Anyone who found trouble would be given a slap in the face.
"It's just that these people who were slapped are a little strange."
How come when they see him, their faces turn red one by one, the tips of their ears feel hot, and their eyes are still looking straight at him?
Shangping oak:?
You blush like a bubble teapot! Hello!
What else should I confess?
I'm afraid it's not admiration! ?
One day, in order to join the mission, Shang Pingqi found an excuse to slap his colleague who had become stupid due to injury. Unexpectedly, his colleague grabbed his hand and kissed it.
"My wife's hands smell so good, I want them here too."
Shang Pingqiu's pupils were shocked!
This is wrong! What about the down-and-out prince who was promised to be ruthless and only interested in love with the heroine? !
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The moment the slap fell, his colleagues confirmed that he was reborn.
In the last life, the bride who died in the sedan chair is now alive and kicking, and the family members who died on the road to exile are also alive and well now.
He didn't die miserably either.
This bride seems to be completely different from the rumors.
The more his colleague looked at the person in front of him, the more he felt something was wrong with him. He felt that he was really crazy. Why did he still want to ask for a beating?
It only took 0.01 Seconds for my colleague to convince myself that spanking is kissing and scolding is love, and when you love me deeply, you kick me... When will my wife kick me?
That night, he realized this wish, because he couldn't bear it anymore, Shang Pingjue kicked him out of bed.
The colleague grabbed Shangping Quercus's feet and tried to climb onto the bed, but received a slap from Shangping Quercus.
The colleague didn't even blink and continued to move closer to him, "Madam, I want more."
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A colleague recently discovered a very distressing thing. Why are there so many "flies" around his wife?
Always provoking peers.
Including but not limited to: "Don't you know Querke earlier than me?"
"Do you think you are worthy of Quercus?"
"Why are you still alive, a useless loser who needs a wife to support you?"
"I think I'm just trying to reward you by fanning you!"
…Wait.
Their peers ignored them at all.
Every time an annoying "fly" buzzes in his ear, he only does one thing.
He put his 192 tall body into Shang Ping 175's arms and complained to him with lowered eyes: "Honey, they always bully me, you have to make the decision for me!"
Shang Pingqiu always had to look at Heng Heng, especially if Hen Heng was only talking to himself, then he had to coax him!
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Note: 1. There is a height difference. (I didn't grow taller due to malnutrition when I was a child)
2. Become a fan of others.
3. They are both physically and mentally clean, it is 1v1, sweet and non-abusive.
In addition: I can actually search for this article on the browser... I... It's still early to join v. If you have read it on the browser, can you come to Jinjiang and add it to my collection?
Purpose: Live hard and become the protagonist
