Song Linge is a strange monster and the number one public enemy of mankind.
She is a dank and terrifying evil god with ruthless methods and loves to kill.
However, she faked her death to escape pursuit, lost her memory, and came to the human world.
In order to earn a living, Song Linge became an apprentice to a blind masseur... Who could massage eight people in ten minutes.
Song Linge, who has eight tentacles, officially became a blind masseur.
She is born with white hair and white eyes, which is very suitable for playing a blind person.
Recently, the business of massage parlors has become more and more popular, and more and more customers come to Song Linge for massage.
Song Linge suspected that she was so tired from work that she had hallucinations. She could always see the customers' wriggling vines, open mouthparts, and sticky and slippery tentacles.
Customer No. 1 Likes to wrap vines around Song Linge's body, leaving red marks on Song Linge's body.
Song Linge: "We are a serious massage parlor."
Customer No. 1: "Is there any shady service? I have money."
There will always be a piranha flower growing in the palm of Customer No. 2, With purple stamens secreting mucus. Every time Song Linge massages her, the stamens will secrete viscous liquid.
Hearing the second customer gasp, Song Linge found a handkerchief and blocked her mouth.
"Don't scream, we are a serious massage parlor here."
Customer No. 3 Likes to put his sticky tentacles into Song Linge's mouth and watch Song Linge swallow his tentacles.
"Sister, can we change the massage method?"
Song Linge held the woman's delicate hand: "Don't make trouble, I am a serious masseur."
The human judge heard that Song Linge opened a massage parlor and gave massages to weird monsters. She brought people into the interrogation room that night.
Song Linge: "Sir, I am really a serious masseur!"
The inquisitor unbuttoned the button with one hand, "If you don't believe it, you will have to let me try it."
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The Weird Monster and Human Superpower Containment Bureau has been fighting the evil god Song Linge for many years.
Unexpectedly, after Song Linge's death, the two parties reached some strange harmony.
The weird monster is looking for Song Linge like crazy.
The reward order issued by the Human Conservancy Bureau was changed to a missing person notice, and the missing person's financial resources amounted to hundreds of millions.
Until they discovered that the evil god had lost his memory and became an ordinary masseur.
Weird: It would be nice to have another way of revenge.
Human: It would be nice to have Him give me a massage.
Copywritten on 2025.12.26
Intention: plainness is the truth