I Was a Magic Stick in Ancient Times

Once she traveled through time, Lu Xinwei was directly tied up by the natives in the village as a monster. In order not to be sacrificed to heaven, as a teacher of natural sciences, she had to spend all her life learning... To prove that she was a god. "How can any monster fall from the sky? All those who fall from the sky... Are all gods!" "I know magic! If you don't believe me, look, this is the magic of igniting fire!" In fact, it is the light-concentrating effect of myopia glasses. "I can also add the finishing touch! When it rains, the dragon on the white paper will appear!" It's alum! In fact, I secretly added alum! "I can also make elixirs! You see, this is turning stone into gold!" Oh, chemistry teacher, I'm sorry for you! These never-before-seen tricks finally frightened the villagers, and they worshiped devoutly: "Fairy! It turns out you are a fairy who has descended to earth!" There are actually thousands of words in her heart that she wants to popularize science, but in the face of the villagers' hoes, Lu Xinwei shamefully succumbed: "Yes, what you said is right, I am a fairy." Smile. Jpg Later, the stall got bigger and bigger. In order to lie, Lu Xinwei had to rack her brains to show even greater "supernatural powers". "The fairy master can refine the magic medicine that can cure all diseases!" No, that's because penicillin cannot cure all diseases. "The fairy can also bless us with a good harvest!" That's because you applied new fertilizer this year. "The fairy can bless us to have a son soon!" No! I don't! I can't! I just suggest that everyone perform the most basic disinfection of the delivery room! "Master Fairy, Master Fairy has great magical powers! She can attract thunder from the sky and repel millions of soldiers!" That's gunpowder, and is this rumor getting more and more outrageous? Every year, more and more people came to pay homage to Lu Xinwei. Finally one day, a guy in super gorgeous clothes joined in. "I am willing to respect the fairy as the national teacher from today on! I also ask the fairy to teach the fairy magic to benefit the people of Li!" Lu Xinwei:...... Do you believe me when I say you should believe in science? Ps: The heroine is slightly Su-oriented and slightly Dihua-like. Mission: Believe in science