Copywriting:
Bai Meng, codenamed "The World's Greatest Killer", has SSS-level business ability and E-level emotional cognition.
In order to achieve the retirement KPI, he bound the emotional line performance system. The mission goal is to experience life and complete the plot.
As a result, the system failed miserably at the beginning:
Warning! The host soul is too powerful to match any body! Enabling the universal spirit template...]
[Ding! Your new body [Cat Demon] has been loaded, and it comes with a newbie gift pack: [Clingy/Nesting Period] × 1, please use it with caution.
Since then, Kuaiwen Bureau has witnessed the collapse of the performance myth.
Others rely on care to conquer the game, while Bai Meng relies on... Instinct and barrage to clear the level.
· He dominates the world, he is the canary of the villains.
Barrage: [Kitten! Tickle him! Let him know who is the master!
Bai Meng, who was in the clingy stage, unconsciously rubbed the villain's neck and knocked unconscious the provocative protagonist Gong with his paw.
Villain (eyes darken, hugging tightly): ... Cute, be more fierce.
· In the world of cultivating immortals, he is the spiritual pet of Buddhists.
Barrage: [Come on, cute baby! Throw down that cat demon king! Accept him as your little brother!
Bai Meng, who was in estrus, flicked his tail impatiently and held down the cat demon king who came to "provoke" him and Qing Leng Buddha who tried to "discipline" him with one claw at a time.
Buddha's son (rosary beads shattered): ... My Buddha is compassionate.
Cat Demon King (rolling in excitement): Boss! Post it!
·? World……?
His performance reports were all red—full of deficits.
Looking at the "mission targets" behind him who were fighting for him, and their eyes were getting more and more strange, Bai Meng held the tip of his tail in his mouth and fell into deep thought:
"Why did my performance... Fail again?"
"——Wait! Why are you guys chasing us across the world?!"
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#I just want to retire but I am forced to support Shura Field#
#Ask me, what should I do if my clingy period and my ex appear at the same time? Waiting online, it's very urgent! #
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Reading Guide (Demining):
1. Mainly focused on writing, Bai Meng is the attacker, emotionally slow but with explosive force value.
2. The sand sculpture is sweet and refreshing, all members point their single arrows at the kitten, a large-scale reverse strategy scene.
3. The body of the cat demon has clinging/nesting period and other settings, all of which serve the plot (Shura Field).
4. The ending is HE, 1v1, essentially an innocent kitten confused online.
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Intent: Learn how to love by being ignorant of weapons, not being exclusive to anyone, and becoming a god who can freely control love.