
I'm Really Not a Hypocrite
我真不是伪徒
by Guanlanke (观澜客)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 52k Words
- Chapters
- 14
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
It is rumored that impostors are creatures with strong learning ability. They are good at observing and imitating humans, and eventually replace them without anyone noticing. When you meet a hypocrite who is 100% similar to you, it is very unfortunate because it most likely means that "you" have disappeared. Recently, a series of strange incidents have occurred in many districts of Chonghua City. Many citizens have reported that they have frequently encountered people behaving strangely on the street recently, including but not limited to abnormal behaviors such as distorted expressions, nodding in the air, talking to themselves, etc. Many parties are involved in the investigation, and let's temporarily call this group of people 'hypocrites'. Experts said in the interview: "If you encounter a fake on the road, you can call 113. The Supervision Bureau will ensure everyone's personal safety and will also reward citizens who contribute to maintaining urban order." Before Xun Qihe could react to these words, the director cut the camera back to the studio. As for the female host who seemed to be chatting with the staff outside the camera, something seemed to be shining with a weak and strange laser light in the hair on the back of her head... After that unexplained news, strange things happened frequently in Xunqihe's originally peaceful life. The most bizarre thing among them was his neighbor on the same floor - Li Yi. Li Yi, a person who reveals "abnormality" in everything from his clothes to his behavior. Xun Qihe recently discovered that Li Yi was observing him. At the same time, he seemed to have an additional ability to identify hypocrites. The nth time he met Li Yi in the elevator, his always straightforward and scrutinizing eyes made Xun Qihe very uncomfortable, so he decided to strike preemptively. Xun Qihe: Brother, the back of your head looks pretty good. Li Yi: ... Thank you. Seeing that the opponent lowered the brim of his hat and remained unmoved, Xun Qihe was not discouraged and used retreat as an advance to attack a second time, opening his mouth with compliments. Xun Qihe: Flat heads are also very good-looking. My dad said flat heads are best for wearing official hats. Li Yi:? ? ? Although Li Yi was being praised for his words, he didn't show any intention of showing off the round or flat back of his head. Instead, he showed disdain on his face. He is a hypocrite. Xun Qihe was convinced. Unfortunately, Li Yi thought the same way. It's a fool not to make money when you have money. That night, Xun Qihe dropped an anonymous letter into the supervisory bureau's email box and reported his residence backhand. What's even more unfortunate is that it was Li Yi who checked this email. Supervisor Li, who went to work the next day, fell into deep thought when he read the information about the person being reported in the email and the extremely sincere "Best regards" at the end. A cold-humored and materialistic veteran cadre (Li Yi) × a naturally confused and educated young man (Xunqihe) Reading guide: 1. Hypocrites are not completely the same as fake people. The specific species will be explained in the article. 2. Shou is an inexperienced college student with limited experience. In the early stage, he was a bit naturally stupid but not stupid. 3. There are no fantasy elements, and the protagonist has no golden fingers. 4. Before becoming a supervisor, he was a criminal police officer, and the article involves some criminal investigation. 5. Empty society, please do not scrutinize and substitute reality, thank "Rose" "Rose" Purpose: Revere life