Qin Zhen passed through the past ten years and finally got the opportunity to give birth to a war beast.
In this interstellar world, humans integrate beast eggs into their bodies and breed war beasts through themselves. The stronger the war beast, the stronger the master's strength, which is equivalent to the inner elixir in immortality novels.
Although the war beast is about to be born from the buttocks... It doesn't stop Qin Zhen from being overjoyed, he finally becomes the protagonist of Long Aotian!
He happily moved into the confinement center, and he felt envious as he watched the same group give birth to various war beasts a few days and weeks later.
Then look at my growing belly... Why the hell can't I give birth?
Looking forward to the stars and the moon, he finally gave birth ten months later! ——A little baby boy.
Qin Zhen was confused: Oh, I made a mistake. Where is my battle beast? ! Where is my majestic, invincible war beast that walks through the void and dominates the universe? ! ! !
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The pale is the well-known god of war in the empire.
Forced by the situation, he used his xx with self-healing ability to save a dying soldier in the fusion field.
I thought they would have nothing to do with each other from now on, but I didn't expect to meet each other again at the confinement center.
The little soldier ran rampant and accidentally bumped into the heart of the Lord God of War.
He took the initiative to become his mentor, fell in love, and then watched Qin Zhen give birth to a... A baby...
Which kind of wild man is he? !
It's not his anyway, because he is - infertile!
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With his future ruined and abandoned by his teacher, Qin Zhen was heartbroken.
Then I saw the paternity test report, with the teacher's name printed on it.
Infertile God of War: "?"
Straight man Long Aotian: "???!!!"
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# A straight man who wanted to become Long Aotian, but accidentally got pregnant and gave birth to a child
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On the surface, the flowers of the high mountains, but secretly, the old house is on fire, the dank God of War#
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Once upon a time, Wanwan was Qin Zhen's most admired idol.
When he heard the age of the Cricket God of War, he sneered in his heart: "What's wrong with living for more than a hundred years? Don't you know that the higher the cultivation level, the longer the lifespan? There are so many people in novels who live as long as the heavens. It's so rare and weird!"
Now, I know that Wanwan is really his son's biological father.
Qin Zhen stared at the man who had been lurking beside him for a whole year disguised as a teacher, and sneered in his heart: "Damn, I was actually raped by a man over a hundred years old!"
Food Guide
1. I gave birth to a son, half beast and half human. Funny article, [Highlight] The humor is vulgar and embarrassing to the point of numbness in your scalp. If you don't like it, don't read it.
2. Attack the scum but be clean, double clean. Gong believed that he was infertile for very good reasons, super good ones.
3. The pregnancy period is very long, and in the middle and late stages, you have to raise babies + chase your wife.
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[Advance collection] "Long Aotian's survival rule is not to have children". Please collect it.
Chi Xiufan passed through and entered the world of immortal cultivation that he had dreamed of!
Good news: He is a rising star in thousands of demonic ways, and he is also the leader of a sect!
Bad news: Shen Tulin, the leader of the righteous path and the leader of the Shenmeng Sword Sect, is coming to the mountain to kill! We must kill them all!
Everyone in the sect was on their backs, hurriedly running for their lives. Chi Xiufan waved his sleeves: "Don't panic, it's up to my leader!"
Having been immersed in online articles for so many years, he could write a whole book about how Long Aotian was made!
Long Aotian's survival rule 1: [A man can bend and stretch, and doesn't stick to trivial matters!
As soon as the unparalleled sword light hit the ground, Chi Xiufan hugged Shen Tulin's legs.
"Sect Master Shen, please spare your life! I am willing to lead my followers to correct their evil ways and return to the right path, and from now on, I will do a good deed and uphold justice!"
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Long Aotian's survival rule 5: [Recruit troops and win people's hearts!
Chi Xiufan was "recruited" and was forced to separate from the congregation and serve Shen Tulin.
——So what?
Today I will give you guidance on the practice of this, and tomorrow I will repair the magic weapon of that... Sincerity is the eternal nirvana, why worry about not having followers?
If those Sword Sect disciples hadn't turned around and reported to the sect master: "Chi Xiufan is a very enthusiastic person, but he always encourages me to abandon the dark side and join the bright side - no, abandon the bright side and join the dark side..."
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Long Aotian's survival rule 12: [Use your brain in everything and use your strength to fight!
Shen Tulin still refused to let him go, so Chi Xiufan became anxious: "You don't know what's good and what's good, don't blame me for being rude!"
Jian Zong has long been regarded as a thorn in the devil's side, but now, they have an insider.
One day, a large number of demon cultivators suddenly appeared inside and outside the sect, and the demon king came in person. Chi Xiufan in the woodshed sat on the mountain and watched the tiger fight. Finally, freedom came...
No, why is Shentu Lin here? !
The leader of the Sword Sect's sword was stained with blood, and his dark eyes like eternal night showed no emotion. He only used two fingers to lift his chin, "Well done."
Chi Xiufan: "...?!!"
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Long Aotian's Survival Rule 26: [Everything has two sides, and crises are also opportunities!
It seems that only by improving one's cultivation level can one free oneself from the shackles.
Chi Xiufan tried his best to contact the elders of the sect: "Give me the highest level grimoire, quickly!"
The next day, a tattered secret book appeared in Chi Xiufan's hand. The opening chapter clearly stated: "This method is a dual cultivation method, not limited to yin and yang..."
Chi Xiufan:.
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Long Aotian's survival rule N: [Hold the emperor to command the princes, everyone has a weakness, find it!
Unfortunately, Shen Tulin is alone and doesn't even care about the survival of the Sword Sect. He has no weaknesses at all.
Chi Xiufan's waist was almost broken by the torment, he couldn't bear it anymore and his heart became fierce.
He stared at his belly: "If you can't find the emperor, make one for him!"
Not long after, the entire Sword Sect was filled with joy and rushed to tell each other: "The Madam of the Sect Master is happy! Our Sword Sect will finally have a little Sect Master!!!"
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#The villain who wanted to escape from the clutches of the right way and then tried to run away with the ball x The cold-faced and sinister Zhengdaogong who only wanted to tie the little bastard to his side#
Purpose: Adults must learn to be responsible emmm