Fairy tale version: the story of a handsome man and a white swan.
Funny version: Xia Ruoqian does a lot of laundry.
Li Suzhen is watching TV.
Li Suzhen: "Husband, you look like a real-life version of Big Big Wolf!"
Xia Ruoqian: (sighs) "I hope you are not the real version of Hong Taro."
Li Sunzhen: "Why not?" (With a bad smile) "Honey, I really want to be a real-life version of Hong Taro, but my red Taro is much gentler than the one on TV!"
Xia Ruoqian: "Ah? You'd better restore it with one click!" (Waving away the foam on his hand) "Your gentleness is more terrifying than the one on TV!"