Me: I found a cat. It's cute and I want to keep it.
Cat: It's very expensive to raise me.
Me: How expensive can it be?
——Later——
Me (looking at the limited edition lipstick broken into two parts): ... Can this cat be returned?
Cat (with tears in his eyes): Youyou, don't you want the cat anymore?
Me (covering my heart): ... I want it! Can't afford it! I lost!
# Boyfriend# #He definitely did it on purpose, but I indulged him#
Intention: Positive and optimistic