My first love got married, and the bride was not me.
What's even more outrageous is that he actually sent me an invitation.
I gritted my teeth and took the 1,314 yuan share of the money, with the note: "I wish you happiness in your later years."
I was so drunk at the wedding that I held the groom's hand and called me daddy.
When I woke up the next day, I found the groom's brother lying on the sofa in my house: "You said last night that you wanted to kidnap my brother and run away with him, so you need to practice with me first."
I almost called the police until he showed his black card: "Double the reward, help me break them up."
Concept: Dark Revenge-Happy Comedy