No, Haven't You Seen Salted Fish?——
没,没见过咸鱼吗——
by Hangyu (杭余)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 2k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 11mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeWestern Fantasy
- POVTop-Lead (Gong)
- Age18+
- Absurd Comedy
- Daily Life
- Happy Ending
- Healing
- Slacker
- Sweet Story
Synopsis
[Highlight] The background is imaginary and modern, and the names of people and places are all made up randomly, without any connection with reality. Second HighlightDate online first and then show up. Attack is the human-machine bereavement, and reception is the bereavement. Sometimes two people have both the salty-fish bereavement and madness, and there will be negative energy. Can I quietly ask for a collection here? Qwq I don't want to move anymore so I'll leave it at that. Anyway, the current situation is already a mess, and it will be useless for me to do anything more. With this thought in mind, Jiu Qu lay back on the beanbag again. People who are used to being belittled and further belittling themselves cannot see the light. Jiu Qu has always believed it. Even if you get affirmation sometimes, so what. It's all fake. As long as the important people are happy. Do you really think anyone is important? Who knows. Until a seemingly psychic cat comes to the door. To save so and so... It sounds weird to save something, but forget it, whatever it is. Unimportant. None of it matters. This is a cat-- A real cat, a soft and furry cat. Why aren't you avoiding me? Good cat. Touch. The instinct engraved in our DNA says we cannot refuse this. …… [Application to bind owner's identity information Jiuqu] What kind of wine? ? What? Cat wants to follow me? OK, OK, tie it up, tie it up QwQ It doesn't matter what kind of song it is, just read it as Jiuqu. As for the purpose... Who to save... How could a cat have such a simple purpose? Leave him alone. (Pointing) Do cat lovers who have been avoided by cats since childhood become like this and pounce on a cat when they see one? ... I tied it wrongly [Forget it... You can make do with it] … [So desperate, why is this person even more depressed than the target...] Can it really be used? … One morning The light shines through the curtains, which don't have that good of a shading effect, and it's a bit glaring. Jiuqu woke up, touched the fluffy hair of Bieyi who was curled up like a child in her arms, and pulled up the quilt again. Say it again—— When a cat comes to be a matchmaker, she is like a god! ! I have a wife not because of my hard work, but because the cat carries the burden for me. It's probably a useless story about two awkward humans establishing a connection, with messy morals, but it does have something to it. The character of Mao Mao may be closer to the system in the system article, but I like Mao Mao, so yes (with personal information) Actually, I just want to find a replacement. What the author has to say is still too far to limit my performance. The text mentions that what it wants to save is Shou, which is Bie Yi. (What a trick) (What if it wasn't) The author is being cute here to try to understand me. 0.0 There may be some back-and-forth, but it is 100% sweet, and it must be he. (Seriously There are enough regrets in reality, so at least this seems to be a world that I can control. I hope they can all get the happiness they deserve. Full of human-machine feeling, desperate to death, occasionally grabbing a handful to save others, sucking a cat to revive in a second, seems to have a good brain but seems to have no brain at all, fake egoistic, real altruist, attack VS thinking ability is suspected to be normal, mental state is suspected to be extremely abnormal, mild persecutory delusion, fake altruism, real egoist, suffer Hey, I even helped you separate them with spaces. I'm such a good person (long pronunciation) Actually, it's because after reading it, I found that I couldn't breathe very well, which is not good (seriously) Why is this entry so long? I'm confused. Forget it, my friend, you wrote it yourself, you're numb, you're going to laugh me to death. So what's going on. Demining: 1. It is a true salty fish, the kind of salty fish that maximizes one's abilities and barely survives. It is even more depressing. This should be unlikely to change from the beginning to the end. If you have expectations for this, you will most likely be disappointed. So don't have any expectations in this regard. 2. I like the feeling of smart human beings, but I don't know if I can express it in writing. Maybe it's because I have no brains (sigh) 3. The writing is mediocre, or should I say it's poor? I'm self-aware in this regard, so you don't need to tell me. Yes, if you don't like it, just leave it out. It's not good to force yourself to watch something you don't like, and you may feel uncomfortable doing so. 4. This is just a story. Do not assume or try the thoughts and behaviors of the characters in the text. Your safety and health are above all else. 5. The author is Jiu Qu (seriously) 6. The fifth point is just a joke 7. Maybe the sixth point is false (look at it) 8. The copywriting style is the main text style, which will be mixed with a small amount of complaints (because I love writing and reading), mainly from the perspective of cats. Do I really have a good writing style? (Sigh) 9. It seems like I'm working on an OC. Writing an article isn't just about working on an OC, it's just about putting the stories in my mind here. Purpose: Time flies, and one day we will be able to meet the person we are destined to be.