[Douluo GB] My Life as a God Has Been Nothing but Smooth Sailing!

【Pairs with Ning Fengzhi. Goes to Shrek, but does not follow the original plot. All couples in the story are gender-bent.】 Laisi was a spirit from the Continent of the Dead. Unlike the other spirits, who liked to gather together, she preferred being alone. Researching magic, searching for the remains of dead creatures to make into servants… In short, she didn’t care what she did, as long as she could be alone. Of course, what she loved most of all was searching for traces of the legendary God of Death. A god, you know! As the saying goes, no spirit without a grand ambition is a bad undead. As a bad undead, Laisi’s goal was to find the God of Death and then see if she could take his place! On her 487th attempt to follow rumors and find the God of Death, Laisi slipped and fell into a swirling black hole. When she woke up, she discovered she had arrived in another world, where everything was completely different from the one she had come from. There were no undead or magic here, only living people, soul beasts, and martial souls. How did she know? Laisi turned her head to look at the gentle-looking young man nearby, his features as refined as jade, and slowly narrowed her eyes. What a beauty… Overcome by her lustful nature, and a little dependent on the first human she had ever met, Laisi, now shrunk to the size of a six-year-old human child, followed the beauty home. Hmm, there was a child in the beauty’s home who looked about the same age as she did now. The beauty had her share a room with the child and said they would awaken their martial souls together the next day. Would she have one of these martial souls, something unique to this other world? As it turned out, she did. Not only that, during her martial soul awakening, she also made contact with the God of Death she had been searching for all this time! Twenty years later, with a lover and a divine position, Laisi looked up at the sky and could only say: Ever since I came to this other world, everything has gone so smoothly! Bonus Scene: After following Ning Rongrong to Shrek, Laisi came back that evening to find Miss Kitty heartbroken because her fiancé had another woman, yet still prepared to make do with him. Laisi thought for a moment, then shared her words of wisdom. “Men, well, they have a front and a back. If you don’t like the front, just use the back.” Zhu Zhuqing: “…Huh?” “Tsk, you don’t know anything, do you? It’s fine, I’ll teach you!” Then somehow, after that lesson, quite a few people seemed to get led astray… Finally: Apologies for any out-of-character moments. Theme: Reach for the heights; the view one moment from now is even more beautiful.