Hello, I Am a Time Traveler! (HP)

A: Nowadays, there is a profession that is both the most glorious and the most reviled. B: Urban management? Police? Forensic doctor? A: NONONO, how could this article be so clichéd? B: So what's the answer? A: Do you know where Mary Sues were born? B: At home? In an orphanage? In my boyfriend's arms? A: Nonono, now the world is dominated by fujoshi, so you have to guess what Mary Sue's biggest dream is? B: Sitting on a beautiful man? Building a harem? Become a heroine? A: NONONO, hey, why are you so stupid? The first condition for these is to travel through time! B: Yes, but you have been talking for a long time, what is the profession of the protagonist? ! A: Well, since you are so stupid, I will tell you that the protagonist is a time travel agent, and he is specifically helping Mary Sue, but he is still a filthy and complaining otaku at heart! B: Then, then, how did he wear it? A: You are stupid, you haven't been exposed by the author yet! So the protagonist spoke: I really don't want to be gay! (Author: Do you want it, Mary Sue?)... Okay, it would be better to become a gay friend.