The Queen Just Wants to Show Off
皇后只想摆烂
by I Love Drinking AD Calcium (我爱喝AD钙)
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Tags
- ThemeLight Novel
- POVFemale Lead
- Age18+
- Absurd Comedy
- Happy Ending
- Hilarious
Synopsis
After King Juan entered the cold palace, he just wanted to lie down, but all the members came to add drama to me! Su Man, a gold-medal planner who died suddenly while working overtime, opened her eyes again and turned out to be Su Wanqing, the neglected queen of Beiliang Kingdom. The original owner died in depression, leaving behind a mess: he had a distinguished family background but the emperor was afraid of him, and he had a noble position but his concubines were eyeing him. Su Man was overjoyed: How is this a mess? This is clearly Tianhu's start of getting hired without taking the exam and retiring directly! ——No KPI, no 996, living in a luxury house, receiving maximum salary, and the only boss (the emperor) does not appear all year round. Her new life goal is clear and firm: to build the cold palace into a five-star nursing home, where she can live a stable life while waiting for death! So, when the imperial concubine came to provoke her, she sincerely gave up the power of co-managing the Sixth Palace: "My sister is very capable, thank you for your hard work." When the emperor tempted her, she tried her best to play the role of a dignified wooden person, wishing she could have "boring, don't disturb" written on her face. All her palace fighting wisdom was used on how to develop new desserts, build hammocks in the imperial garden, and lead the palace maids and eunuchs to keep fit. However, her salty operation completely changed the taste in the eyes of everyone in the harem: · Imperial Concubine & Concubines: (horrified) How could she hand over her power so easily! It must be retreat in order to advance, and there is a shocking conspiracy behind it! · The scheming concubine: (Thinking) The queen seems lazy, but every step she takes coincides with the emperor's intentions. It's so high, it's so high! · The personal palace maid Jin Xin: (Adoration) The empress has experienced life and death, has achieved great enlightenment, and has reached a state of being unfazed by favors and humiliations! · Emperor Xiao Huan: (squinting) This woman no longer cries, but instead thinks about eating, drinking and having fun every day... What is she planning behind her back? I have to keep a close eye on her. In this way, Su Man's every lazy sleep was interpreted as "sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai"; every dessert was analyzed as "hidden opportunity". Inexplicably, she became the most unfathomable existence in the harem by "showing off". And when the emperor who was obsessed with power and cold-heartedness finally discovered that his queen was not pretending, but really had no interest in him or the imperial power, a ridiculous "real fragrance" slap in the face plot had just begun... I would like to ask, how should a social worker who wants to retire deal with a boss who thinks you are "playing hard to get" and takes a strong interest in you? "Anti-routine palace fighting × social animal queen × everyone's brainstorming" Intention: Lying flat is the peak, sincerity can overcome all laws.