Fake salted fish VS real cat
Wei Zhuoxian is a "salted fish" who just wants to lie down. He is in the modern age. Once he ate the chestnut cake bought by his brother. After one bite, he opened his eyes and was transported to ancient times.
Okay, okay, I want to give this store a five-star rating!
Others traveled through time and space, wearing gold, silver, and wealth, but she transformed into a silly girl who married into a phoenix crown and a beautiful woman.
This girl was told that she was mentally deficient and was about to marry a paralyzed prince who was seriously injured and in a coma.
A fool matches a paralyzed man, how can this not be considered a "match made in heaven"?
You can live in peace as soon as you come, you are considered a royal family after all, you have money to spend for free, your husband is still incompetent, what a dream life!
Wei Zhuoxian comforted himself, adapting to the identity of the princess at the speed of light.
After marriage, she pretended to be a fool and created people everywhere, while also raising a little black cat, and lived a good life with money and a cat.
Unexpectedly, one night, she fell asleep while lying in the house. She woke up in the middle of the night and saw her nominal husband, who usually just lay down at the ATM machine, with two furry ears sprouting from his head!
Wei Zhuoxian: No, are there monsters in this world? No, my husband is a monster? !
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Yin Zhan is a half-demon, who is often exposed to demonic riots, and his life is short-lived at a young age.
In the chaos, he heard that he had a wife, but he was still a fool.
After his silly wife got married, his demonic power became more and more stable and he could often hear her words.
He didn't understand how there could be such a lazy person in the world, who only knew how to eat and sleep, but would avoid others in their hurry to find trouble.
When have the people in his house ever been bullied like this! Yin Zhan, who was lying on the bed, was furious with anxiety, and his demon power gradually became violent.
One day, his ears suddenly popped out!
It's over, this fool saw it!
When my heart was tense, I heard the sound of footsteps, and my sensitive ears felt the warmth.
Yin Zhan's mind went blank, she... She actually dared to touch my ear! ! !
"It turns out it's a little kitten, and there are actually monsters here. Hey, hey, hey, he's so cute with cat ears, so cool~"
Yin Zhan was so angry. Who is the "little kitten"? How dare you say it again in front of me! ! !
From then on, this fool meowed kitten in his ear every day.
The prince is furious, the prince is helpless, and the prince is defeated.
Suddenly, my ears felt a lot quieter in the past few days, and the cheerful and lively words of the past were gone.
The secret guard said that his stupid wife was going to elope with someone else and asked the housekeeper if he could stop her.
Momentarily out of breath, Yin Zhan sat up in shock while dying of illness!
Didn't you say you really like cat ears? !
After touching her so many times, why did she run away with someone else? ! !
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Demining Guide:
1. Light-hearted and funny writing, not Machiavellian
2. The heroine is a fake fool and is not bullied (the cat doesn't know)
3. Forgive the cat's irritability, after all, my wife ran away~
Copywriting archive: 2025.9.27 Video screenshot
Intention: The fate of cherishing each other is hard to come by~
