"The Fate of the Ox-Horse Star"｜A hilarious fable between social animals and animals｜Black humor and ultimate irony
My name is Niu Dazhuang. I graduated from Niumaxing Higher Vocational and Technical College, majoring in high-efficiency grinding. On the day of graduation, I was deceived by the "panoramic ranch office area" and "unlimited forage supply" offered by Star United Mills, and signed a contract to sell myself. It turned out that my work station was a narrow corral numbered 996. The old scalper next door told me: "Hurry and rest, the millstone will start spinning before dawn."
Here, the KPI is the fodder conversion rate, which is always a little off; Director Hu is good at grabbing peaches while his airborne nephew can only do PPT; team building is weight-bearing training in the wilderness, and the fishing master Ma Xiaoling taught me the philosophy of "pooping with pay". When we apply for a bundle of fresh grass, we need to travel to thirty-six planets to have it stamped. The process of "one decision and two reviews" takes three years to get the salary, and the tuition for the "empowerment training class" costs one ton of grass.
Until the meteorite crashed into the galaxy, the top management decided to push the Ox Horse out to ward off the disaster, and euphemistically called it a "glorious mission." Looking at the stars in the sky, I finally understood - some blessings smell like cakes and eat like arsenic.
Reading Guide
1. There are no humans in the entire galaxy, only cows and horses being painted and meerkats being painted.
2. Every chapter makes you smile and feel familiar and familiar
3. When the Ox and Horse stars start wandering, the real story has just begun...
I worked as a social animal in an alien planet, but the entire planet was sacrificed by the company.
Purpose: By escaping time and space, satirizing the weirdness of the workplace and arousing empathy and resonance among working people in the workplace.
