Be a J Person in Ba Zongwen

[Cherish life, the actions of the characters in the article are only for dramatization, please do not imitate] Xie Jingyi, a man with obsessive-compulsive disorder whose attributes are engraved into his DNA, a pervert who can get up as soon as the alarm clock rings. Once time traveled, the career-mad nature did not change, and he took over the original job and continued to roll: I will not sleep until the moon sleeps, and my bonus will be doubled this month; I will set up a bed in the company, and I will be the company leader. Seeing that he was about to get a promotion, raise his salary, get original shares, and reach the pinnacle of his life, suddenly a bankruptcy declaration was slapped in his face - the company was gone. The boss of the company opposite came to the scene with a van full of bodyguards, dressed in suits and ties. When he came up, he gave the boss of the company a slap in the face: "Man, you have no way to escape, why don't you return to my arms?" The corners of the boss's eyes were as red as a rabbit, and the tip of his nose was as red as a rabbit. His pink lips trembled slightly, and he was caught in one bite by the boss. Xie Jingyi: "..." He pushed up his glasses, turned around and walked towards the rooftop, intending to kill the dog-boy couple to eliminate harm to the people. As soon as the door was opened, there was a man in an orange vest on the rooftop, holding the remote control and controlling a sprinkler truck to pour water underneath. The boss and the boss were kissing in the artificial rain. The orange vest turned back: "Hello, weather maker. Are you here?" Xie Jingyi: "I'm unemployed. I was a little nervous just now, but I'm fine now. Can you lend me your remote control?" The other party generously gave up the remote control, and Xie Jingyi adjusted the rainfall to the maximum with a loud bang. The romantic drizzle turns into a thunderstorm in seconds, and the love-struck couple turns into drowned rats. The man in the orange vest looked at him for a while, then took off his vest and said slowly: "There are two people who are unemployed now." … On the first day Qiqi lost his job, the two of them were selling pancakes downstairs of Ba Headquarters. In the first week of selling pancakes, because the former boss loved her too much, the jealous boss hired the city management to drive away the pancake stall. Xie Jingyi rolled up her sleeves and was about to show her health certificate and food business license, but Yuan Feiyin calmly stopped her: "Don't be anxious, we can change jobs." Restaurant waiter, bungee jumping safety officer, fashion designer... The two of them just passed through the boss's world, disrupting every date. At the end of the story, Xie Jingyi said: "I still want to do some meaningful work." Yuan Feiyin: "Studying medicine? Taking the exam to become a teacher?" Xie Jingyi: "I have no plans to be buried yet. However, I have a new plan." Two months later, Xie Jingyi, who came to the tax bureau, kicked open the boss's door: "Tax bureau! Take out both sets of account books!" Super casual P person almighty 1 vs super planning J person obsessive-compulsive disorder 0 Yuan Feiyin x Xie Jingyi 1v1, he A sand sculpture cookie with about 200,000 words. Please store your brain in the brain storage place in an orderly manner before reading~ Purpose: If you love yourself and the world, if you can support the world